Or Hood-Off, as in Klansmen

Do I need to drink the saliva fresh from the camel’s mouth, or can I have it bottled and shipped to me?

I’m glad someone pointed this out. Plus the chips look soggy and underfried. Honestly if this looked like good quality chips I would give it a fair shot (even if it’s doomed to be inferior to cheese curds). But as is? No way, this is trash tier food