Fuck 'em, it’s obvious they wouldn’t do anything to help as allies - why do what they want?

I appreciate the sacrifice to show us this beautiful toast, knowing that to wait and take a photo would render it cold and therefore bad toast.

Give a man a tariff hammer and all he sees is tariff nails

It’s a neat story really. A castle cannon that was lost technology, people knew how to fire it but not how to build one or repair it.

Holy shit he was only 44 years old. As a B5 fan around the same age now, slightly disturbing.

Movie producers?

FUCK IT WE’LL DO IT LIIIIIIIVE!! UHHH!!

Google photos will do it to ya, every single day

Big time. Ya gotta ease them in with a hat wobble though

Careful what you say on threads such as these, OpenAIs Basilisk might be reading

https://media1.tenor.com/m/33EzbxFZQnEAAAAd/yogurt-spaceballs.gif

And I fell for it too. I had the turtles sewer boat, but always actually wanted the zeppelin

A BI G.E.L.F. Daddy from Red Dwarf?

Hey it’s Ana de Feetas!