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It’s a jay. Mean little buggers. We lost quite a few chicks to them.

She probably lost many babies.

I go to France (including Paris) regularly. The French are not rude.

My French is virtually non existent, by the way.

But, but, it only has to open and close. Why would you need a smart one unless you enjoy giving companies all your data?

Where? State law or federal law? US? Kenya? Tibet?

Fun fact: it used to be common for the girl to be pregnant before the wedding so everyone knew she was fertile. And I mean it was a Christian thing.

We used to douse them in white spirit or alcohol and twist them off against the clock. No idea if the latter made any difference.

There is no such thing as “cancer” there are shit tons of types of cancers caused by shit tons of things.

*Shepherd.

They’re humans. You’d be walking around naked in front of perfect strangers.

My neighbours do not want to look at my doughy body and neither do I, to be honest. Sure, I could get net curtains but the place is a virtual cave as it is.

Also: sitting with my bare backside on the sofa? Ew.

We’ve got a regular teller of fairytales over here, guys.

*Both.

It really is just to feed myself. There were, and are, no takeout options. When I was a student they didn’t exist, now the only option is (expensive and unhealthy) kebabs and pizza.

Depends. If it’s just a fine, yes. If it’s what the Dutch call a “dwangsom” they will have increasingly higher fines until they fix it.

Mine is definitely going that way.

Or, as the Germans call it, “jein”.

That’s not lately, I stopped playing years ago because of it.

I still had a milkman in the UK. The entire city of Lancaster has milkmen, they divvied up the place amongst them. If you are lucky you are in the area run by two farmers who deliver right from the farm.