I hope he doesn’t have any more health scares

Is Steve a turkish van kitty?

Good on him for getting paid, especially getting paid so much more than what he’s actually worth.

It’s silly though to spend this much money for one year of any quarterback not named Pat Mahomes though.

Always feels hilarious seeing this screencap from Survivor: Gabon pop in random places.

I’m on atomoxetine (a non-stimulant). I asked my psychiatrist about shortages, and she said it’s really only an issue for the stimulant based medications.

If someone offered me $20 million to play ten snaps then take a season ending injury that would be a hard offer to turn down.

But I also don’t have nearly as much career earnings as A-A-Ron does.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

There was a related movie called The Disaster Artist about The Room, made by one of the Francos. I’ve seen that, but not The Room. Still strikes me as pretty fucking weird though.

He’s 6’6” and weighs 360 lbs. Four beers, assuming a conventional 12 oz bottle of 5% beer like Budweiser, shouldn’t be nearly enough to make him blow a 0.178.

I used an AI tool to estimate how many 5% beers it would take a 360 pound man to blow a .178. The tool’s estimate was that it would take about 169 ounces of 5% beer to get up to a .178. That’s about 14 x 12 oz bottles or cans of Budweiser.

He’s lying about what he drank or how much.

I’m just glad he didn’t hurt anyone.

How about an oversized Dr Seuss book?

With an awning to protect against the prehistoric sun

Sounds like a line from a deleted scene from In Bruges

That’s a big if, unless someone finds Jerruh’s horcrux.

A lifting cape seems like a safety hazard waiting to happen

I’m cheering for Team Meteor Strike

Ah, the classic masterpiece from Pornelius Hubert.

Referencing an unpopular future possibility - “that’ll go over like a turd in a punch bowl”

Describing something you don’t miss - “I miss that like I’d miss a case of the clap”

Rain coming in at a weird angle - “this rain is like a cow pissing on a flat rock”

When someone says they wish some specific thing would happen - “wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first”

When you’re unenthusiastic about something - “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap”

Lol, that’s an old HEB name tag. Stores used to have names, titles, & photos of store leadership by the customer service desk.

I loved the picture of him and Tilda Swinton doing drag impersonations of each other

Doesn’t really bother me. I’m not the sort that likes to post, but I will comment periodically. All this does is give me more stuff to look at.