I’d almost rather use a paper map book than get face slapped by ads in a smartphone navigation app.

Cable porn vs cable gore

I’ve seen a similar cartoon with a cat paw coming through the glory hole and bopping the dude in the face

Van Gogh was a very sunaliveed painter.

Same.

I’ve heard a joke among some cat owners to the effect of:

What’s the optimal number of cats to own?

One more

It’s the same way with providing context and details.

What’s the ideal amount of context to provide?

More!

I wouldn’t insult anal beads by comparing them to copilot.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

In June 2022, I applied for the job that I’ve held for some time now.

Roughly a week after I submitted my application, I got a call offering me an interview, and the interview slot itself was about a week after the call, so about two weeks after the date I applied.

During the week leading up to the interview, I had a very vivid dream in which I woke up somewhere out in the countryside in Ukraine, as a foreign volunteer fighting for Ukraine.

I wasn’t worried about seeing combat or getting hurt or dying. I was primarily worried that I was going to miss out on my job interview.

Given that the flag is for zoophilia, it isn’t surprising that there is a lower case zeta on the design.

You’re very right - any moral high ground on gambling that the NFL claims is a sandbar that doesn’t quite break the surface of the water.

I know addictions are a powerful thing. I’ve battled food addiction much of my life, and it isn’t fun to deal with.

But compulsively overindulging in food has never threatened the competitive integrity or financial solvency or legal liability of any of my employers.

To a very minor extent, I feel for the kid. But that is very strongly limited by how he has kept making bad decisions compounded by tone deaf decisions compounded by courting public support from obnoxious dickheads.

I rather doubt that he, or anyone in his circle, legitimately has his best long term interests in mind.

There is no human right, civil right, or constitutional right to play professional or high level “amateur” sports.

Honestly? I think the kid would be better off driving a forklift in a warehouse, enlisting in the Navy, or going through a local union to get an apprenticeship as a tradie. Get him as far away from the enabler-filled bubble he’s clearly been living in the last however many years. Let him only be remembered as a massive cautionary tale.

And, shoot, if the blowback from this turns into much more stringent regulations on sports gambling, including kalshi-style prediction markets, and the advertising thereof, maybe that’s not a bad thing?

I’m glad he survived and I hope he wasn’t a lefty before the wreck.

1. Jerruh is still running things

I know. I’m slacking off. My bad.

A fifth of vodka, a loaded & unregistered pistol, a crack pipe, and a photo album of me walking by adorable dogs and not stopping to offer pets.

Richard Head

The drag mark on the upper left of the canvas did it for me too

I wonder how many teams will be interested in a not great not terrible qb with a history of gambling on games he played in, and who may well be facing federal charges in the near future.

Old reddit or no reddit

A little league homer might be possible, but neither a traditional homer nor an inside the park homer could happen off a bunt.