Glow in the dark, since i do lap swimming for exercise and the other option would rule that out.

Option 2 so i can at least see

• take professional development on my employer’s budget
• bring a book
• don’t be afraid to take slightly longer than usual lunches for errands or for exercise or whatevs
• if monitoring is lax enough, and there’s unmonitored guest wifi, bring your personal laptop and play some vidya

Interstellar post-scarcity society

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Culture

Is the month and change we have left before 2026 hits enough time to develop society and tech as shown in The Culture novels?

Is Artie by chance a turkish van kitty? We have a turkish van who has markings and coloration very similar to Artie’s.

Sounds like a good time to have a meeting with an external partner that you can’t skip or reschedule.

And by meeting, I mean a legit looking calendar event that will fool a cursory investigation.

This works best if you have an office with a door you can shut.

Or. Hell. Sounds like a good time to schedule a conflicting dental or doctor appointment.

Ah, the ol’ David Carradine

You can teleport, with these restrictions:

• Only between just inside front entrance of your residence and just inside front entrance of your workplace
• Cooldown on using it is 4 hours
• You can only take yourself, clothes you’re wearing, and whatever you can fit into a modestly sized backpack, laptop bag, or messenger bag
• You can’t take a coworker, partner, child, pet, or neighborhood crow with you
• If there is a valid warrant for your arrest, teleportation no longer works

None of us is as stupid as all of us.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

“And there is only thing we say to Death. Not today Why are you coming after me instead of Curtis?”

I would’ve also accepted “absurdly bright headlights”

Person: i want xyz!

Monkey’s paw: curls

Person: wait, no not like that!

Enjoy it while it lasts. Eventually he’ll buy the farm and they’ll hire someone with an IQ bigger than his shoe size.

But, he probably has another thirty or forty years of unforced errors left in him.

You keep telling yourself that Jerruh, maybe someday it will come true.

Looks like the cat distribution system is working as intended.

The Big Lebowski is my favorite

I’ve heard the phrase “pavement princess” used for such vehicles

And the other is descended from one of OJ’s attorneys?