Sounds like a good time to have a meeting with an external partner that you can’t skip or reschedule.

And by meeting, I mean a legit looking calendar event that will fool a cursory investigation.

This works best if you have an office with a door you can shut.

Or. Hell. Sounds like a good time to schedule a conflicting dental or doctor appointment.

Ah, the ol’ David Carradine

You can teleport, with these restrictions:

• Only between just inside front entrance of your residence and just inside front entrance of your workplace
• Cooldown on using it is 4 hours
• You can only take yourself, clothes you’re wearing, and whatever you can fit into a modestly sized backpack, laptop bag, or messenger bag
• You can’t take a coworker, partner, child, pet, or neighborhood crow with you
• If there is a valid warrant for your arrest, teleportation no longer works

None of us is as stupid as all of us.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

“And there is only thing we say to Death. Not today Why are you coming after me instead of Curtis?”

I would’ve also accepted “absurdly bright headlights”

Person: i want xyz!

Monkey’s paw: curls

Person: wait, no not like that!

Enjoy it while it lasts. Eventually he’ll buy the farm and they’ll hire someone with an IQ bigger than his shoe size.

But, he probably has another thirty or forty years of unforced errors left in him.

You keep telling yourself that Jerruh, maybe someday it will come true.

Looks like the cat distribution system is working as intended.

The Big Lebowski is my favorite

I’ve heard the phrase “pavement princess” used for such vehicles

And the other is descended from one of OJ’s attorneys?

Surprised he even enlisted given his tendency to beat up drill instructors for screaming at him

I think Maude Lebowski was a better painter

Or tell them the way to reset bugs in the game is Alt+F4

So if someone can ID middle left and bottom right, we’ll have the whole set

I recognize Mean Girls in the top left, but I have no clue on the others.

Middle aged ADHDer here

I rawdogged ADHD my entire life until I was diagnosed within the past year. I’ve been on atomoxetine, but its effectiveness for me isn’t worth a bucket of warm piss. I’m going to see my pysch in a little while and ask what my other treatment options are. So I may well become one of those using stimulant treatments.