This bad boy can fit so many treats in him

Every time someone writes a mediocre fanfiction work, I do one pushup.

Clarence Carter - Strokin’

I saw a picture of justin bieber and taylor swift where someone did a face swap between them, and they wound up looking like a cute lesbian couple.

are they the only ones around here who give a damn about the Rules?

Making me think of Walter Sobchak as a cat

I think the media would be happy if he stopped sexually assaulting people

Doordash but for cocaine

Hamster hooker

9/11 jokes are plane wrong

Just how high off the ground is that ‘6’ button?

What could possibly go wrong?

I wasn’t aware of DBT as a therapy form until this comment chain, honestly, so I think I saw the original and assumed it was intended to be CBT but a typo got in the way.

And truck nuts

Yeah I was wondering maybe they meant cognitive behavioral therapy?

I wonder if the DBT was supposed to be CBT

Truck still needs:

• gigantic lift kit
• absurdly bright aftermarket headlights
• ladder to reach the doors
• cowcatcher on the front to move inconvenient pedestrians out of the way

At various times I’ve enjoyed:

• whataburger
• in-n-out
• sonic
• krystal
• white castle
• wendy’s

Lately sonic is my favorite.

I’d almost rather use a paper map book than get face slapped by ads in a smartphone navigation app.

Cable porn vs cable gore

I’ve seen a similar cartoon with a cat paw coming through the glory hole and bopping the dude in the face