The fact that it’s a Dodge Charger alone makes it a 50/50 chance

Huh. Weird how you’re allowed to take a stand and point things out and correct people, but others aren’t

Just get a string quartet to follow you around on the ice and play live. I’d pay to see that

I really like his cover of Ain’t Too Proud To Beg

Creepy Nuts is awesome. Perfect music for driving around in the summer time with the windows down

I honestly think it’s laziness. Europeans still appreciate just living life with their families.

Yeah, so, here’s the thing. Wanting to live life with your family is not lazy. Not having a desire for world domination is not lazy. Those are just normal things that regular people do.

Yeah that dude was just a dick, but probably confidently, and in a field people don’t know much about, so he was able to get away with it.

I work with UX people frequently, and while they do love a good style guide, they’re usually more concerned with the overall usability, legibility, and accessibility of an application. They’re the people who (should) ensure your application works as expected and follows design and accessibility standards.

By talking to your fucking kids lmao

Like, have a conversation with them. Treat them like a person, a real human being, with thoughts and feelings and basic decision making capabilities, instead of treating them like a wild animal that needs to be leashed.

Everyone immediately thinks “it’s impossible for parents to be aware of and block everything they don’t want their kids to look at on the Internet!”. But maybe the first step should just be talking to your kids about what you do/do not want then looking at on the Internet, and trusting that they’ll heed your warnings. Tight fisted control over what your kids can/can’t see on the Internet should be the last resort.

God isn’t real. Billionaires don’t need an imaginary sky wizard to deflect blame to. Hold them personally accountable for their actions.

I appreciate your desire to be correct, but don’t let pedantry distract from the real issue. He’s still one of the most mentioned people in the files, and that’s what really matters, not the exact count.

Keep flaunting your Office skills like that and you might just land yourself a job in middle management if you’re not careful

You must not have seen The Weeknd’s halftime show a couple years ago

You’re combining the two Kellogg brothers. One thought that pleasure was sin, and that a good diet should be as bland as possible to maintain piety. The other thought his brother’s cereal tasted like shit and was really hard to market and sell, until he added sugar and salt, then subsequently became filthy rich.

No, it’s because teenage boys eat a lot

Source: was teenage boy, ate a lot

I thought it was money

Assassin’s Creed 14

What the fuck there’s 14 Assassin’s Creed games? Surely they’re gonna run out of historical periods soon. It’s only a matter of time before the announce Assassin’s Creed: Unga Bunga where you just sneak around the forest as a cave man

It’s a bunch of technobabble loosely related to his harebrained scheme to launch a fuckload of solar powered AI servers into LEO.

Nah, you can pretty easily define a Blockchain as a special case of a Merkel tree with a distributed consensus method.

Money and capitalism are toxic to the planet. You cannot have an economic system based on infinite growth when you live on a planet with finite resources and ecological limits. Blockchain enabling* a “better” way to spend money doesn’t change the fact that money is still a disease.

They turn a profit by contracting their services out to governments and businesses