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minus-squareeth0slash0@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up302arrow-down5·6 天前That looks like 50 lbs of weed. Could you imagine just leaving 40 lbs of weed in a closet like that? I hope they contacted the authorities about that 30 lbs of weed. The last thing anyone needs when renting is to be responsible for 20 lbs of weed.
minus-squareblitzen@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down3·6 天前Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·5 天前What 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him…
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 天前You can still get in trouble for just those few grams in some jurisdictions.
minus-squareMirshe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 天前Most jurisdictions will try to tack on intent to distribute if you have over an ounce or two, because they know they can.
minus-squareLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·5 天前10 pounds of weed? What 5 pounds of weed? There’s no 3 pounds of weed here!
That looks like 50 lbs of weed.
Could you imagine just leaving 40 lbs of weed in a closet like that?
I hope they contacted the authorities about that 30 lbs of weed.
The last thing anyone needs when renting is to be responsible for 20 lbs of weed.
Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.
What 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him…
You can still get in trouble for just those few grams in some jurisdictions.
Most jurisdictions will try to tack on intent to distribute if you have over an ounce or two, because they know they can.
10 pounds of weed? What 5 pounds of weed? There’s no 3 pounds of weed here!