• PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip
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    29 days ago

    H2G2 is not funny.
    - Why, I could even start a second fight:
    Big Bang Theory is funny.
    - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
    GNU is bloated beyond belief.
    Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      29 days ago

      No one can tell your glue-on eyelashes are fake.

      In fact, most guys really do just think your face normally looks like that without a 1/4 lb of foundation!

      Just like how every guy totally believes their dudebro friend can afford that new E-Class by making the same pay you do, he just budgets better and is really dedicated to the grindset.

      Yep, we’re all 100% sure that new ride will just scream ‘I am a responsible and succesful potential mate.’