In the same line of thought: stop killing babies to make baby oil. /s
I keep rubbing the “no more tears” shampoo in my kid’s eyes and she keeps crying.
Have you tried rubbing Ozzy Osbourne into her eyes instead?
I can’t anymore :(
Can anyone suggest a good brand of Gator juicer? Mine isn’t cutting it these days.
Please do not the gators. :(
Too late :(
poor gata
You’re doing it wrong, everyone knows that alligators go on the press cone with their mouth. Crocodiles, on the other hand…
Humans actually created gators; they’re a crossbreed of citron and crocodile. So in a way, we already made Gatorade.
This kills the gator
Mmmmmm gatorade
I always wondered what Gatorade was made out of.
I always wondered what Lemonade was made out of
Its bad enough that humans are already stealing all the gator’s aid to fuel spectator sports, don’t juice out the little they still get.
The Gatorade must flow…
Its too bad the REAL gatorade got banned from shelves during the Cola Wars.
That’s why I only drink homemade Gatorade. Take the Gator out over my dead body!
The what?
I come from the place Gatorade was invented, and I’ve never heard of no “real” gatorade
Its joke referring to the casualties of the cola wars including the ban of Sassafras previously used in Root Beer.
You mean the cola wars in the 80s? Like when people gave a shit about Coke vs Pepsi? Because tv commercials told us this was important?
Gatorade has certainly been back on the shelves since then.
We should care about it because the companies lobbied to take legal action against competition and almost monopolized soft drinks in the USA.
It’s the reason Sassafras is illegal as a food additive in the USA, so all US root beer is fake now.
The gator thing, however, was a joke.
