Timmy would go on to run for Congress on an anti killbot policy. He would lose to a bigoted blowhard who insisted on the right for all people to own killbots to make them pancakes.

This strongly worded letter is going to do it this time guys I swear

I mean the resemblance is uncanny

Um.

Me. That was me.

Sorry guys. I was making a transporter meme and ope, all Terrans.

Why so thorny?

I have been telling my wife since we got married that we will not be buying Samsung appliances. I’ll pay twice as much for anything else.

When we went to buy a new washer and dryer the sales guy really hyped up the wifi connectivity and all the extra features you get with a Samsung washer. The point that I will only ever be near my washer and dryer when I need to use it seemed to fly so far over his head her couldn’t see it with the naked eye.

At no point in the last 5 years with these appliances have either I, or my wife, even thought about the washer while we weren’t literally standing in front of it. Let alone needed it to have an Internet connection.

Writers: how do we tie up that thread without adding a permanent cast member?

One insane guy in the back: SPACE BABY

Is anybody feeling snacks? I’m feeling snacks man