the hard ass photo is for free btw
for a moment i thought the image attached was this
I’m fairly bulky but my eyeballs no work good so I can’t shoot for shit.
Hulk smash?
Are those tits on that there Luigi?
You just can’t handle the sheer bulk of his pecs.
“That’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth”
Are those gains from shrooms? Or just pure CEO hatred?
thicc thighs, save lives. so do thicc arms and cores.
Look man
Its hard to get swole when they run out of my cookies n cream protein shakes.
I gave up protein shakes (besides the occasional fairlife 42g on a desperate day) when I realized I could get a hundred grams of protein per meal using either chicken breast or lean ground beef.
Yeah but you have to cook those
Ever try to cook a protein shake? It doesn’t turn out well.
Soylent too spensive for my unemployed buttocks
Join the swoletariat, comrades!
Well I’m decidedly not swole but I do rock climb. I can death grip anything
You can… Firmly grasp it?
Yeah I can firmly grasp anything
RIP your (partner’s?) cock
I haven’t had one of those for like a year now
Congrats?
Dude I’m trying my ancestors were all office workers, my lanky ass is not built for muscle!
