• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    4 days ago

    Look, if someone is sick and it’s anything above a scraped knee, the science says you shoot them in the head. I don’t know how else you can run a profitable healthcare company. /s

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      4 days ago

      False. The cost of bullets brings down profits. Just throw them in a ditch. As long as there’s no transport cost, of course.

      Edit: I forgot to add, make sure the guy throwing them in the ditch isn’t getting any overtime.

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        4 days ago

        Unlike cops, who bilk cities out of hundreds of thousands of dollars in overtime, the bullshit plebs that operate our ditch-throwing service are exempt. Invest in my healthcare company!