Alpha-Ka, the brain of the gang. He can solve any mathematical problem in under an hour.

Sheryl Sheep, provider of snacks. Can drink more than anyone else on the farm.

Bangus, the heavy hitter. Will fuck you up if you start shit with the gang. Has secretly a heart of gold.

General Cock, the ladies man. Officially reached the second base with his cousin.

‘Mad Lips’ Cornwallace, won a talent contest back in third grade thanks to his crazy beatboxing skills.