This is the way, back in 2002 I realized Dr Phil was full of shit. He would bring on 5 or 6 fat women, and do a show on losing weight.

They’re taking weight loss advice from 350lbs Dr Phil.

Nine? This goes back to Nixon era!

YOU CAN WRITE A LOVE SONG!!!

Sea World

42 year old here.

…is it weird that I know what rizz is, but I’m only assuming I know what demsoc is based on context?

Canada is building a wall and making trump pay for it, after so many Americans became illegal foreigners, trying to escape nazi amerikkka.

Trump gave a blowjob to Mamdani.

…and we live in such a bizzare timeline that you innitially don’t know if I’m joking.

Sex - shame

No sex - shame

Sex with unwilling young teenagers - AT LEAST two different presidents of the united states that we know of.

8ball says ask again later

Don’t forget reddit

Please have babies.

I mean, from that perspective, she’s not wrong.

Doesn’t make it right though.

I don’t for a second believe this is about the rising cost. It raised by $0.04. Someone below said that works out to a savings of $600,000.

Alright, but for an individual, it’s $0.04.

Just increase the final price by $0.25. You made back your $600,000. Plus whatever $0.21 would equate to as GAINS.

Fuck guys. You suck at business. This is what happens when companies replace their CEO with AI.

I mean, have you seen his dwelling? It was a mess!

No no. He was.

Tell ya what. We’re going to shove them in your OS. We’re going to put them in your tv. We’re going to put them in your toaster. We’re going to put them in hour bed. Yeah. We’re going to track when you sleep. We’re going to put it in your toilet. Then we’re going to report all that information to advertisers, who will sell you fiber suppliments, and white noise machines.

And we’ll make you get a digital ID. And track your every movement. Even your bowel movements! And then we’ll have microsoft clippy ask if you’d like to schedule a colonoscopy!

Welcome to the future! The future is dumb…

Here’s how I see this.

“They did an illegal thing!”

“Well, they are required to videotape everything with body cameras. We’ll just look at the video”

“We don’t have the video”

“You didn’t have the video last time either. Or the time before that.”

“It was destroyed.”

“Well, then you can’t prove your case.”

They really should hire a better IT team.

Orrrrrrrrrr, and hear me out…

Disolve ICE entirely!

Actually, if you want to go down that route, you have to flip the swastika, like a mirror.

Oh. Ok. What if we started hanging the coast guard, and leaving nooses on their ships.

Would they consider them symbols of hate then?

The noose can only be a symbol of two things. Suicide, or hate. I start to devalue anyones opinion when they stop having empathy for hate crimes until it happens to “their” people.

And the swastika? Explain how thats NOT a symbol of hate.

Go on.

Explain it.

I got time.

I’m hourly.