Dude! You’re getting a AI bloated monstrosity dell!*

–*Terms subject to change. Consumer has no rights. You own nothing. Operating system may insert AI against your will. Fuck you.

This is what computers feel like these days. Remember when you just BOUGHT the hardware, AND the software? So there was a reasonable expectation that the products were to do what we wanted them to do.

Now, somehow WE are the products. We own nothing. And it gets more restrictive every generation.

Even Android is becoming more closed source. And it will soon be harder to avoid AI. Android is still a google product remember. And you KNOW google wants us all using AI.

This was a big factor for me using linux for the past year, despite not knowing what I’m doing. Don’t know what I’ll do about cell phone though.

Our girlfriend, commrade!

See? Scotty doesn’t know…about toy safety and hearing protection! This is why OSHA would be upset!

Nah. Now kids want the real thing. They show off their guns at school and trade bullets.

/darkhumor

…is that your kink?

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

On Sept 10th 2001, if I came to you and pointed at the NYC skyline, and said “By tomorrow at noon, two of those skyscrappers won’t exist anymore”

You would tell me I’m crazy. It takes months to plan a demolition. And how would it even happen? In the middle of the busiest city in the country? They would have to carefully dismantal it, bit by bit. It would take months! No chance that tomorrow, Sept 11th 2001, they’ll just demolish two huge buildings in one day.

And then…

My point is, things only follow that logic, if you expect people to follow the normal rules. When you’re dealing with a disaster situation, things can be destroyed violently and instantly.

And trump is a walking talking disaster.

The Christmas season just gets longer and longer every year…

Orrrrrrrrrr, and hear me out…

You build a tiny replica house so that the fly isn’t homeless. Then he’ll leave you alone.

And 2 +2 = Potato!

Why?

slaps head

HERE’S WHY!

…yeah, this one isn’t funny. I know too many people where this isn’t satire, it’s an honest depiction.

His child raping days stopped?

It’s called Russia, and it’s been happening since the 1950s.

In the early 90s, my grandfather assured me that he fought and killed nazis, so that my generation would never have to deal with them.

He didn’t say he cancelled the nazis. The word he used was “Exterminated”.

Maybe we should all do that again. Exterminate the nazis. Because quite frankly, this government is lousey with them.

I haven’t heard of a school shooting in a long time. I can’t tell if that’s because they stopped happening, or if it’s because they happen so often that it’s not even considered newsworthy anymore.

I just ask, in a screaming tone, WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR???

They usually just look at me, and assume there’s been some kind of language barrier. Nope. I’m just referencing an obscure scene that nobody remembers from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. A film that came out in 1997. So a lot of people these days weren’t even BORN when that movie came out.

They said QUIETLY annoying. Things you wouldn’t speak up about. I feel like kidnapping world leaders doesn’t qualify as that. I’m American, and it’s been about a full day now, and it’s just now setting in just how insane it is that we just kidnapped a world leader. Just…took him. Meanwhile, here in the states, we’re also kidnapping random people off the street in unmarked cars for committing the crime of being not white.

These are things that should be screamed about, not silent.

We don’t have unions anymore. Reagan busted them.

Oh, these comments are all the same. Just a chain…link.

Why is last Tuesday funny? I was sleepy AND hungry. I got a booth. Powernap and waffles.