He might be. I don’t know. I haven’t read them.

But if he IS in there, that’s not the gotcha moment they think it is.

Trump is in the files.

throws trump in the fire

Fuck trump.

Now, if Clinton is in there too as a guilty party?

throws clinton in the fire

Fuck clinton.

Any other questions?

I can almost hear that in Tina Belchers voice.

Difference is, Tina would NEVER defend pedophilia.

Technically 800 IS numerous! It certainly isn’t singular…

Good lord…I am not looking forward to being called a woke libtard for my refusal to rape kids…

“You’re asking ME for my opinion? I don’t know! Fox news hasn’t told me what to think yet! You know I don’t do that on my own…”

Malleys is better.

Lesson 1: Don’t shake the baby.

Lesson 2: I said DON’T shake the baby!!!

Masturbator here. Can confirm spit as lube.

Please don’t leave your dark cave.

We’re still hearing about hunter bidens laptop. I’m surprised they finally shut up about Obamas tan suit.

The internet foesn’t forget, but half the country refuse to believe anything not told to them by fox news. Thats how they know what their opinions are.

I hate how everyone treats Budh like a jolly lovable old grandpa.

And not…you know…A FUCKING WARMONGER!!!

I don’t know man…with all the shrinkflation, full size snickers are almost what halloween size was when I was a kid. And costs 6x what full size bars used to.

Start furiously punching EVERYBODY

If my grandma were still alive to read this story, she’d say “If you ever do this, at least make it funny! Put me in a funny hat. Big sun glasses. Lets do it weekend at bernies style! Just because I’m dead doesn’t mean I’m done living my life, one last time!”

So you’re saying we got this from adopting nazi scientists in the 1940s. Instead of eliminating them

Questions Germans should have been asking in the 30s…and we all know why they needed such big facilities.

And a person with THOSE hobbies is on Lemmy??? Well I for one am shocked. SHOCKED I SAY!!!

…not that shocked actually. Next you’ll tell us your linux distro, and a fight will ensue over which distro you should switch to.

How to wisely use $75.

Step 1) Send it to me.

There is no step 2.

As someone who grew up in the 80s, but never watched J.I. Joe…what?

Also, does the show actually recognize Sgt. Slaughter defecting to Iraq?