Will this finally answer the age old question:

What does the fox say?

Is he having them with birds, who lay multiple eggs per season?

Jesus! Stop being so…foreshadowingly right!

42 years old. Never drove a car.

Well now you got me curious. I’ve never once thought about the security hired for presidents graves.

Like I’m sure every dead president has SOMEONE ready to pee on their grave. And I’m sure the government hires security for every grave.

And I never thought about that until now.

See, that’s the thing. We had WW3 in the 1970s. Hitler came back, and he was riding a dinosaur, and Ghengis Khan was disco dancing the night away!

But you never heard about it because we have time travel, and decided that was a stupid timeline.

Oh, also, none of this timeline exists either. We deleted from existence in 2012.

The real timeline? Bernie Sanders won the 2016 and 2020 elections. Covid was a much easier thing to stop, because people got vaccinated.

And Dorritos bought Taco Bell, and IMMEDIATELY went bankrupt.

See? Everything is actually better now. You just never got to experience it.

I need them all to just…live in my house.

Google: How to attract a flock of goths?

Alright, cool. Now lets take a tally of anti-vaxxers among the infected.

How’s THAT working for ya? Oh, me? I’m fine. I’m sitting over here in public, without measles. You know, on account of how I’m not an idiot?

Does it have to be companies? Could individual people just have 15k, and join? We just need 81 new members.

Nope. Otherwise Nixon would have been unpardoned by Carter.

Well how do YOU connect your NES up to your TV then???

No, just sponsered by Google. Yeah, I wouldn’t put it past this administration to BE ads.

it looks like the AI bubble collapse is basically here.

FINALLY.

Can you help me with my homework? The assignment is: Political opinions.

I need help deciding who I support politically. In 2028, do I vote for Putin, or Jimmy Carter?

Well, assuming you believe in the afterlife, then it warms his whole existence to look up at you.

…you know. On account of being CONSTANTLY surrounded by fire.

Ayyyy!!!

Now if only that guy in PA in July 2024 got the memo…

slaps you with cold cooked spaghetti

Ya like that, bitch?

I know just what you need

No no no. Silly! Women were tied to stakes and burned as witches if they were discovered to know how to do math.

And speaking of which, I’m surprised a return to that wasn’t part of project 2025.

What do you think Chewbacca would do, if he ever met Cousin IT from The Adams Family?