In 2017 there was a game called Splatoon. Without getting too into the weeds, just know it’s a first person shooter made for all ages. Two teams of 4 splat each other with ink, and try to win the game.

They also had things call splatfests. You pick a team for the weekend, and every win you get helps your team in the long weekend war known as a Splatfest.

Well they had “Team Ketchup (is better than Mayo)” and “Team Mayo (is better than Ketchup)”

I picked team Ketchup. Unfortunately for north America, Team Mayo won. Team Ketchup won the popular vote by a landslide (I think it was like 70% if I remember right), but the solo battles, and team battles were close, but awarded to Mayo.

Still, I stand by Team Ketchup.

I didn’t say an act of war, I said a war. We did not go to war with Iran in 2020. We bombed them. We killed some of their political leaders. We did not go to war with them.

We have boots on the ground in basically every country on earth at all times. Are we at war with Mexico right now? We have boots on the ground, and have since at least the Reagan administration. Are we in a 40+ year war with Mexico?

I think you know damn well that 2026 Iran war is completely different than 2020 acts of war. I’m just not sure why you feel the need to try to use truthful but unrelated statements to spread misinformation.

Everything you just said is bombing. I literally said:

I would have believed he’d bomb a country repeatedly, but everything we’re seeing now, I would have not predicted.

Yes, we did bomb and kill Qasem Soleimani, but we didn’t start a war.

Yes, we did bomb various places with drones, but we didn’t start a war.

Bush started a war.

Even Clinton started a minor war.

But everything trump did in his first term, I wouldn’t call warmongering. Everything in 2026 from him I WOULD call warmongering.

I’ve lost my penis in the war. I’d like an exact replica prostetic please! That’s right, 12 inches, thick as a beer can. I said exact replica after all!

Oh, and since it’s prostetic anyways, maybe we can build it with vibration, and led gamer lights? Oooh! Ooh!!! And make it shoot off fireworks! And make a laser light show that reacts to music!!!

What? I said exact replica! My penis could do all this already!

Oh…yeah, that makes way more sense then my first thought. I thought it was like a cult thing with aliens. And by aliens I don’t mean humans from a different country. I mean creatures from another planet.

I thought Zion was some alien, and Zionism was the cult religion around it.

Contextually though, your way makes way more sense.

Jurys are just people who aren’t firmiliar with the court system. I’m not firmiliar with the court system, but one thing I do know is that it’s NOT legal for the prosecution to claim a defendant confessed to police interigation, unless he actually did confess. HOWEVER what they don’t tell you is that it IS legal to police to interigate you until you confess to anything. Some interigations, in one room, can go on for 70 hours. Imagine being in one room, being asked over and over if you did the crime. You know you didn’t, but you’ve been in this same interigation chamber for almost a week. No windows. No clocks. No toilet. No food. No water. Just waiting for a confession.

I know thats legal, but most other people don’t. So I give zero credibility to “he confessed”. The first question I’d ask is “how long was he held in custody?”

Because another thing they do, is they might interigate you for 8-12 hours. Then put you in a holding cell. Then interigate you again for 8-12 hours the next day. Then back to the holding cell. With no limits in place on how long you’re held.

Most people just hear “he confessed”, and thats it. Case closed. I’ve even heard of times that a crime happened in the 70s, guy was interigated, claimed innocence, then confessed, served decades in jail, and then DNA testing technologies improved. Then they find out the DNA wasn’t a match. He didn’t do it.

Another thing they do is say “You can confess and serve 2 years, OR we can stack the deck, and you’ll get a lifetime sentence.” And now people confess to things they didn’t do just to get the lighter sentence.

I think what Nemo is saying is, if there’s 2 people applying for a job. Both ex convicts.

Jim says “I didn’t do it. I was framed”

And Bob says “Yeah I killed her. So what?”

Nemo hires Bob.

I’d never vote for trump. Ever. Under any circumstances. I did not vote for trump. Ever. I cannot stand his existence. To quote Tommy Lee Jones:

“I cannot sanction your baffoonary”

Unfortunately he was talking about Jim Carry, and not trump, but I stand behind that quote when talking about trump.

That being said, you say to judge politicians by their past behavior. In his first campaign, he said he was going to build a big wall. Which he did. Nevermind the fact that part of that wall already existed and has been being added to since the 1980s, but he did contract the continuation of that wall.

The problem is, he used cheap labor. He installed pillars to consist of the wall, and these pillars were hollow. They were easily pushed over using one hand, and at the end of the day, everything he built was easily demolished. But he DID have it built.

As far as war goes, I can remember saying in 2024 before the election, that I was unclear if Harris would or would not start a war. Whereas with trump, for all the bullshit he says and does, he’s not particularly war minded. In 2024, itdidn’t seem like war interested him.

Now I know today in 2026, that statement is very wrong. But at the time of the election it would have been hard to push the idea that trump is a war monger. Nothing he had previously done at that time would suggest war. I would have believed he’d bomb a country repeatedly, but everything we’re seeing now, I would have not predicted.

All that being said, the point of this reply isn’t pro-trump. It’s simply meant to straighten out facts.

Also, Obama absolutely tried to bring universal healthcare. That was the original idea behind Obamacare.

Blame the republicans on that one. They vetod every single decent idea in the original bill.

Ah, yes. I rewatched it, looking for that exact info after your post, and this time I saw it. A blink and you’ll miss it moment.

But also, that cop had already pulled someone over. He’s not going to race off to chase this guy.

Uhhhhhhh…I don’t know what Zionism is. Should I, a lemmy.world user, be looking to either start using my piefed account more, or maybe a different Lemmy instance?

Now, I didn’t see with audio, but the POV doesn’t seem like a police motorcycle. I didn’t see any police in the video.

Where’d he run from the police?

So the headline is misleading, but technically not inaccurate

No no. It’s accurate. He got pegged by a cock.

I pay cash all the time. If you’re talking about doordash, sure. They might not carry cash. I don’t use apps.

Also, these delivery guys aren’t independant. If you order from Toms Pizza, and you call them directly, you get a delivery from an employee of Toms Pizza. If you order the same day and time every week, you’ll likely get the same driver every week.

If you order through doordash, who knows who’s going to deliver?

Things people say on grindr

Spez generally doesn’t fix his own mistakes…

Sears and Kmart actually merged, about 2 years before going defunct.

American here. Please do.

Why order online at all? I call them, on the telephone. I assume they’re answering on a landline.

Then I say “Heeeeeey, I want a pizza, here’s my address, make it happen, captain!”

And then we need to get more info, because saying “here’s my address” doesn’t actually give them my address, and they still need to know size and toppings.

But then they tell you an estimated wait. Eventually they send out a driver. If the wait is 15 minutes longer than the estimated wait, you call back, and be polite. You just say “heeeey, just checking on my order?”

And they say “Oh shit! Tony was smoking crack behind the dumpster again! We’ll run yours out asap!”

And then you get your pizza.

“Penis goes in the butthole, then the penis comes mostly out of the butthole. Then, get this, they put the penis back IN the butthole!”

“Where it just came from? The same butthole?”

“The very same, sir!”

“That doesn’t make sense. It’s so inefficient. The penis was already inside the butthole. Why would it leave, just to come right back to where it was only seconds before?”

“There’s more sir. After the penis goes back inside the butthole the second time, it is reinserted a THIRD time?”

“A THIRD TIME??? Well this is just absurd! Where does it end? It’s so inefficient!”

“Actually sir, there’s more…because then there’s a forth time…”

two hours later

“Actually sir, there’s more. The penis then is reinserted a four thousand five hundred and sixty nineth time.”

“Again??? I do not understand…”

“And thats when the penis starts erupting and throwing up this white substance known as semen”

“Semen you say? Isn’t that what primitive creatures used to innitiate pregnancy?”

“Indeed it is!”

“But these are buttholes, which are incapable of pregnancy. They were attempting to get pregnant in the wrong hole?”

“I don’t think so sir. See, the recieving butthole is a male, whom also has a penis. It would be impossible for him to get pregnant regardless where he takes semen.”

“My god! These homosapians were as dumb at recreation as the other things we found! What were they called?”

“Pandas.”

" Ah yes. Cute little things. Dumb as shit."

“Yes, but I don’t think this was about recreation. It seems to have been for pleasure.”

“Do these humans enjoy a big penis in their butthole?”

“The males seem to. The females mostly hate it…except a few who like it.”

“So this repetitive practice to simulate pregnancy inducing is actually done purely for pleasure. Johnson, disrobe. I want to test a theaory…”

And now you have an alien fetish. You’re now reading alien erotica.