I don’t know man…have you seen the news today? Kind of seems like trump is speedrunning the demise of the united states.
Unless you live somewhere else besides the united states. In which case we’re probably about to abduct all the world leaders. Collect them like pogs, ya know? Do you remember pogs? Well they’re back. In world leader form.
GUYS!!! IT’S OK!!! DAD IS HERE!!! MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR PRESIDENT!!!
Ok, Diddlydee. You’re up. Go beat up trump! You can do it!
Did Watdabney stutter??? All I’m hearing is that “all of maga and half the dems” need to be taken out like the trash that they are.
Are you saying…right now…that the BIRD BIRD BIRD! BIRD IS THE WORD! BABABABA BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD!!!
Guys…ICE got to this comment. It probably said “No.”
Well…here’s the thing. Step 1 of your plan is to install windows 11.
In the words of Manny Calavera:
“I don’t really want to do that…”
What happens if you pull the rope attatched to this robots penis?
That virus is called being a human. Humans are the worst.
Spidey should grab his crotch, shake, and exclaim HEE HEE?
He lives in NYC. How would you be able to tell???
Fine?
FINE???
I see no beans. I see no corn. I am in the shitpost community!
Let them vote for him for a 3rd term. They’re throwing their votes away. We still have term limits. Because otherwise, Clinton, Bush, and Obama are all still alive, and thus able to run.
He tries running for a 3rd term, watch Obama get a 3rd term. The anger from trump being beaten by Obama, who couldn’t even run, but is now able to BECAUSE of trump…that would send him to a heart attack.
I was going to say early grave, but lets face it. With how little trump cares for his own wellbeing, it wouldn’t exactly be early.
Plus he’s old.
And a pedophile. Which isn’t really relevant here per se, but I’ve decided that if trump HAS to be the center of every conversation every day, then I am going to insist that we all repeat that he is a pedophile in every one of those conversations.
Trump kidnaps venezuela’s president? He’s still a pedophile. Let no distraction distract from the fact that trump is a pedophile.
You haven’t yet?
No no. He has on multiple times confirmed he’s going to do that.
In response, most experts agree that if they even attempt it, the mountain isn’t strong enough to support any more deep rock drilling. If they try, the likelyhood is, the entire mountain and all 4 heads collapse and crumble into itself.
My memory tells me this is a real photo from his first term. When he fed that basketball team, when the government was shut down, so he had no kitchen staff.
But logic tells me this isn’t real. This can’t be real. None of this is real. It can’t be! This makes no sense! This is all just a bad dream…
Dammit. I typed that, and then said “no…that don’t look right…”
Then I typed “asterict”, and said “That don’t look right either…”
Show me where in the 25th amendment they mention anything about guillitines.