I just ask, in a screaming tone, WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR???
They usually just look at me, and assume there’s been some kind of language barrier. Nope. I’m just referencing an obscure scene that nobody remembers from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. A film that came out in 1997. So a lot of people these days weren’t even BORN when that movie came out.
They said QUIETLY annoying. Things you wouldn’t speak up about. I feel like kidnapping world leaders doesn’t qualify as that. I’m American, and it’s been about a full day now, and it’s just now setting in just how insane it is that we just kidnapped a world leader. Just…took him. Meanwhile, here in the states, we’re also kidnapping random people off the street in unmarked cars for committing the crime of being not white.
These are things that should be screamed about, not silent.
We don’t have unions anymore. Reagan busted them.
Oh, these comments are all the same. Just a chain…link.
Why is last Tuesday funny? I was sleepy AND hungry. I got a booth. Powernap and waffles.
I live in Cleveland. Only thing seperating me from Canada is a lake. I could cross the lake…but that lake is Erie.
Sounds like your boss is just lonely.
Some people find pleasure in pagne. Lots of guys out there wanting go get spanked by angry women.
Wait…yearly revenue is 185 million. Hosting costs (which is basically the only cost) is 3 million. But totam assets are 286 million?
Where does the money go? Thats like 18 months of revenue for their total assets. But they have no burdening costs.
I don’t understand this math!
This comment reminds me of a quote.
“I’ve been involved with many cults. Both as a follower and as a leader. You make more money as the leader, but you have more fun as a follower. Hey, wanna start a cult together? I’m up for either role…”
I would answer “I am Tom.”
Then I’d laugh, because my name isn’t Tom. I have just played an epic prank!!!
I stopped considering it legitimate when they claimed that I was person of the year in 2006. I didn’t even do anything besides post on myspace, leave youtube comments, drank vodka, and slept around.
What? It was my early 20s…if you don’t wake up five different times, in five different womens beds, where you have no clue who they are, where you are, or where your kidneys are…then you’re not doing your early 20s right!
Now…early 40s? I drink a lot of water. Did you know you should be drinking more water? Because you should be drinking more water.
But they don’t know that you know that they know that you know…ya know?
Show me where in the 25th amendment they mention anything about guillitines.
I don’t know man…have you seen the news today? Kind of seems like trump is speedrunning the demise of the united states.
Unless you live somewhere else besides the united states. In which case we’re probably about to abduct all the world leaders. Collect them like pogs, ya know? Do you remember pogs? Well they’re back. In world leader form.
GUYS!!! IT’S OK!!! DAD IS HERE!!! MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR PRESIDENT!!!
Ok, Diddlydee. You’re up. Go beat up trump! You can do it!
Did Watdabney stutter??? All I’m hearing is that “all of maga and half the dems” need to be taken out like the trash that they are.
Are you saying…right now…that the BIRD BIRD BIRD! BIRD IS THE WORD! BABABABA BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD!!!
Guys…ICE got to this comment. It probably said “No.”
I haven’t heard of a school shooting in a long time. I can’t tell if that’s because they stopped happening, or if it’s because they happen so often that it’s not even considered newsworthy anymore.