Found Mick Foley!

We need to find a better way for a LOT of shit.

Like, have you SEEN the world? Shit’s fucked!

This is like a riddle.

Landmine?

Sniper?

Car bomb?

Vietnam pitt trap?

I think he’s saying he’s a murderer.

Or maybe Obi Wan is a murderer.

Hard to say.

Only if I have a mirror.

With Yoshi coins?

…I still don’t get it.

What about tickling? I saw one video a month ago where they pulled a woman out from her van. And as they were trying to hold her down, the one ice agent tickles her foot.

Ever since, I’ve been confused, trying to figure out what POSSIBLE purpose that served.

Tony the Tiger has talked in the past about so many people having an attraction to him.

He said he’s GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRowing tired of being fetishized for what he is, rather than who he is.

Then he chased and killed a gazell.

What? He’s still a tiger! See? You’re only shocked because you don’t get to know him. He likes sugary cereal. He likes huge sums of money. And he likes long walks in the open plains that turn into a 70mph chase and kill as he rips the flesh and limbs of his recently killed prey right in front of their children.

It’s all in his biography.

At this point in my life, I’d love to be edged…

Vote for me. My campaign slogan is “Bacon”.

No further questions please! Elect me! Bacon.

Are you saying philosophy professors DON’T have questionable fashion choices???

Yeah, ok. Guess you’re fine with tweed elbow patches on suits.

Couch sauce

Comes with free miniture couch toy

Tell your son that I’m 42, and think his generations slang lingo is stupid.

Then tell him I think my generations slang lingo in the 90s was stupid.

Tell him we had “all that and a bag of chips”, which meant something, someone, or some situation was the best.

Tell him we also had “salty”, which was an emotion of frustration or disgruntlement over recent events which had not gone your way.

Then tell him if he’s ever getting intimate with a girl, after the sex is over you would have “poo poo slutty splash time”. Tell him that one is too dirty for a dad to talk about with his son. He’ll have to google it, and ask his friends parents.

I mean…it’s no more hard to believe than “skibidi toilet”.

Canada has nice things.

We have unmarked cars, with unidentified thugs kidnapping people.

I’d LOVE to stop by and chat with a grandma! That sounds lovely!

I mean…I’m still impressed. I’m 42 and never had a threesome.

I’m a straight guy…and I’m CONSTANTLY confused by the guys women swoon for.

Like in the 90s, I understood Brad Pitt. But then I dated a girl who swooned over Adrian Brody.

What??? His face looks like genetics forgot how to make his face. If AI imagery existed in 2003, I would have thought my now ex was in love with an AI image.

And now today? Pete Davidson. How is THIS guy attractive??? REALLY??? But thats what I’m hearing.

I still don’t understand.

Yeah!!! He should break up with her!!!

…

…anyone know if she’s single yet?

You should send in a hand written note asking why they require your feedback if they won’t listen to it.

And the note should be written…IN BLOOD!!! But, like spirit halloween fake blood. I’m saying to send a message! Not commit murder…unless you want to commit murder. Then go ahead. I won’t stop you. I’m not your mother.