Don’t forget to check your blinker fluid levels!

…why? Does my breath stink?

Man…I am so unlucky! I’ve played the lotto at LEAST 10 times now, and I’m STILL not a billionaire!

You have put waaaaaaaaay more thought than I thought possible into staying dry during a workout.

Come to my gym. It’s like 10 degrees in there. I’ve never sweat.

“Human transit” sounds like a service similiar to uber, except it’s piggyback rides.

Which is why I said

Hundreds of red paint balloons just looks like a shitty paint job.

Really? Explain how this isn’t that exact situation.

You were a teen in the late PS2 days, but still got tricked by nude samus??? I’m so confused by your timeline. I was a kid in the NES era, but still heard the samus stuff in the 80s. By 1990 we knew it was BS.

I was in my 20s by PS2 late stage.

Unless you wanted some…hot coffee.

Wouldn’t the cars just be all red? One or two balloons on each side looks distinctive. A random splash of red on an otherwise dark car.

Hundreds of red paint balloons just looks like a shitty paint job.

The idea COULD work by the hundreds if everybody picked their own color. Then hundreds of balloons would just look like confetti colors on their car, and stand out.

Are you not going to share the reciepe??? Have you SEEN the world lately??? We could all use a bit of chocolate right now.

“Yeah human. How do YOU like being in the cone??? Now get this thing off me, or I’ll have to show you how humiliating it is to be boop’d!”

I mean…that sounds like a win/win/win honestly. Your wife gets drunk, she’s happy, AND she forgives you instead of fighting?

Deal.

Ok. I’m going to help you out. I’ll take your messy wife, and I’ll also be messy with her. We’ll eat chocolate in bed. We’ll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car.

And you can take my wife.

Also, I’m not married.

First time?

No one does.

Because humans don’t think the way you do. You think “well if everyone just did the thing I like, then the thing I like would work”.

Meanwhile, each individual person is a highly complex series of thoughts, emotions, and opinions that change with time. And that’s just 1 person. There are BILLIONS of people on this planet. Each one unique. Each one thinking their own set of thoughts.

But the majority just go with whatever has the least resistance. Youtube is established. Youtube is the default content provider. Therefore it doesn’t matter if there’s a better option. This one requires no effort on their part to find content.

Peertube is decentralized. Which means it has no way to ever formulate a plan to gain popularity, or even plan things. You run your own instance, host your own content, and deal with your own issues.

But what if someone else hosts their own instance with offensive content? Can’t shut them down. They host their own content. There is no overseeing board to enforce rules.

And theres no way to make money either. The top youtubers don’t see youtube as a hobby. They see it as a job. Now imagine going to your job, and your boss tells you that they’re switching platforms, and this new platform has no money to pay you. Would you stay?

So you need a coordinated effort, with no plan for profit, on a service that needs to be built up from the ground up, for an audience that doesn’t exist yet.

Forget “why not improve peertube?” the real question is “what motivation would anyone have to do so?”

Germany: “Don’t go there. There’s nazis there. Trust us, you don’t want anything to do with nazis. We should know.”

30 years from now, republicans will use this song at their rallys thinking it glorifies “the good ol’ days”