As a can drinker, that’s the reason I call them “Crrrsppppclick glug glug glug”.

Oooooooh, depending on year, I bet that was just shortly after his death. Which is why his name would have been topical at the time.

There it is

I kinda love the jablecloth! Everything except the name.

God dammit…I hate that was actually a good pun.

I have zero clue who the Puerto Rican president was in 2017. But as an American territory, why wouldn’t America have some responsibility? Even if it’s just sending aid money to hire contracted help.

Nah. I remember being smarter than some adults in the 80s. For reference, I was born in 1983.

I told them Reagan was a bad president! Much better to have Super Mario and the Ninja Turtles as running mates.

Please share those flaws with the group. We may need to know soon…maybe next week.

"All men are created equally…just uh, ya know, please forget the families of slaves that we, the founding fathers, keep in our control.

Uhhhhh, no. That will work temporarily.

Then they send in the tanks.

That tracks.

I remember being let down that the world saw 2013…

I will NOT hail big ICE. They can go fuck themselves!

I remember when I was 7 I wanted to read those stories. My mom never let me, and called it “fake trash”.

Yeah. I love fake trash. Thats why I love 80s/90s pro-wrestling. Macho Man Randy Savage was 5’10. Which in pro-wrestling world of the 1980s is essentially a midget. But he put on colorful tassles, and had an amazing wardrobe person. He became bigger than life. He was a total character. He fought in fake fights on tv, in a sport so deviated from its orgin material that it may as well not even be called pro-wrestling. It’s fake trash and I loved it!

Then I saw one of these magazines, and was like “Uhhhh, moon boy finds love on mars??? Yes please!”

But mom said no.

Then, years later when I was into my 30s, she asked why I thought pro-wrestling was real.

Uhhhhhhhh…I don’t. No one does. I was 7 and knew it was fake. I didn’t know how many of the performers were on cocaine, or how many drugs they were on…but I knew it was all a performance, and not a sport.

…I never did get to read those magazines.

What’chu gonna do with all that junk? All that love inside yo’ trunk???

Imma get get get you drunk! Get you digging up my humps! My humps my humps! My T-rex fossil lumps!

Yeah, but…have you tried stabbing yourself? Could be fun! C’mon. Do it. Just a little stab. A stab for the good times. A stab for the bad times. Just…stabby stabby! Mwa ha ha!!!

You you you you you you oughta know!!!

I think low beans are a cats tootsies.

Ok…but, in line with my username, I’m going to stay true to form! I shall take your reaction, which makes sense and proves a point, and I shall instead only use a small out of context portion of it as MY reply. The following series of discussion would in no way make sense, BUT don’t worry. I’ll just gas light the other person by insisting it makes total sense! And then someone will reply “Username relevant”.

“You support socialism, yet you use products of capitalism”

“YOU SHOULD PLAY BASEBALL!”

at least require people to write a quick paragraph of why they want to join.

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