Sounds like you want to call him YOUR daddy!

…I want to say that you’re wrong, but I don’t have enough experience with scissors on pizza to dispute it.

Soooooo, like Robinhood, if he gave homeless people handjobs

Avery sounts like a cunt.

That’s what I’m hearing.

Right…what he’s saying is that’s not a great measure of BILLIONAIRES if it only costs MILLIONS.

It’s underselling how big the gap really is.

you have to see it from his point

No, I don’t think I do…

I think I would actually be scared of what a brave little hitatchi wand does to musk to make him accept others.

Like…what is it doing to him that makes him reevaluate his whole world outlook???

hug

…I just wanted to hug me. But I can’t hug me, because I only have 1 body, and I’m currently occuping my own body.

So I hugged you, because you sound like me, and thats close enough.

Ok, now help me get out of MY body, and into the body of a 3,000 foot tall metalic robot godzilla creature that can spit flames!

What? I think that would be really cool. Just spitting flames in the air. Roaring like a badass! I’M A MOTHA FUCKIN T-REX!!!

You guys get increases?

I mean…“eat a rag” isn’t a great insult either.

Orrrrr…pick a non-active community. Or both. And start posting in your local community. By that, I mean I live in Cleveland. There are 3 Cleveland communities. All dead. I’m the only one posting in one. I still get replies and upvotes. So people are there. They just all lurk until I post.

Do that. And post in a dead community. And post in an active community. We need activity basically everywhere besides tech/politics/news.

I agree with everything that you’ve said. I would also add:

Find your nearest non-political non-tech hobby community and start posting things people actually want to see

Because if we’re going to cast the same net reddit does, people with a more varied set of interests need to come here. Can’t be all linux, politics, and news. We’re going to need people who like baking. We’re going to need sports fans. We’re going to need music.

I could type new communities we need to be active all day. Humans are surprisingly a diverse set of creatures. You have one set of interests, I have another. Different set of interests. And both are totally valid.

The thing people here don’t seem to grasp is that OTHER interests and OTHER people using the fediverse isn’t a bad thing. If a bunch of boomers come here, and make their own communities to talk about Taylor Swift, and whatever else they talk about on facebook. That’s good that it would be here! Not bad!

They could talk about gardening, and model trains, and whatever else. It wouldn’t appeal to you, and thats ok.

Nobody should be standing next to Charlie Kirk

I’d just like to have a bit of time that isn’t miserable and awful. Seems like since 2012 every day is a new episode of “Oh what fresh hell is this?”

And it just keeps getting worse. 2012 it was just “republicans are being assholes on twitter”.

Today it’s “The government is actively killing people, and sending them to camps for going against their agenda”.

Some would argue that shooting real cops wouldn’t make you an asshole either.

You still wouldn’t be legal for doing so. But I wouldn’t say someone is an asshole just because they killed a cop.

I know from experience, that cops enjoy being hate pegged by lesbians.

I mean, not my OWN experience, but lesbians have told me what they did.

Maybe he’ll realize one day that covid wasn’t a hoax, and that Alex Jones is an insane lunatic.

What about corn?

Carroling?

So what I’m hearing is that you’re a big fan of Windows 11…