Uhhh…the coverup worked. I’m 42, and this is the first I’ve ever heard that we nuked Greenland. I feel like that SHOULD be common knowledge, but I’m willing to bet if I ask 100 random people, 0 will think I’m telling the truth if I told them we’ve nuked Greenland before.

I smoked weed when it was illegal. I’ll speak freely when it’s illegal.

And one day I’ll shit on Art Modell’s grave. That’s not really relevant to AI, but I’m still gonna do it.

NEVER!!!

nor should you want to be

Found the part most parents struggle with!

So, basically a future “people of walmart” 20 years before it happens. So like an orgin story for idiocy.

And then there’s Chunky!..he’s dead…

Are you thinking of columbine in 1998, in Colorado? Or are you thinking of that one in Texas about 2 years ago, where they gathered in the hallway, and wouldn’t let people through while the killer shot something like 23 kids?

Oh no! Who is driving? Bear is driving! How can this be? Show me the money! Oh no!

I always get suggested step sibling porn. But if I had to guess what’s the most popular, I’d guess either creampie, or hotwife. Which isn’t the same as cheating, and certainly not rape.

What would make you think cheating and rape?

Well what are YOU jerking off to?

Not clicking that link.

…ew

Donkey Kong came out in 1980. I was born in 1983. My hair is grey, my back hurts, and I FEEL like I’m 100 years old. And in this country, we don’t deal with laws or facts. It’s all about how we FEEL.

Therefore, Donkey Kong is 103 years old.

Is that what he’s doing? I read it as “limbo”, and thought he was making the commentary of “how low can we go?”

I’m not saying I agree with that statement. I’d openly support a socialist president. Just so long as he doesn’t diddle kids, or murder americans. That feels like a really low bar, and yet we aren’t clearing it.

cue The Office theme song

Wow, the show really went downhill since Micheal left…

The other guy is also a known pedophile.

The other guy is also a known rapist.

The other guy is also a known racist.

The other guy is also a known fascist.

We legitimately have the first guy in history that’s actually WORSE than literal Hitler. I cannot ever remember anyone saying Hitler was a pedophile. Plus, at least Hitler had a cat.

Omg, I can’t believe I’m over here putting Hitler in a good light compared to anyone else…but here we are.

It reminds me of a thing that was said by Jim Cornette once. If you’ve never heard of him, Jim Cornette is/was a tv personality in pro wrestling during the 1980s. Not a wrestler, but a manager. The important thing to take away from this is that to say he’s a very opinionated person is an understatement.

So, in the 1980s he was working in wrestling in the same organization as a guy named Ole Anderson. He’s not important, other than to say in the 1980s Cornette hated the guy.

Then by the 1990s, Cornette is in a different organization working for a guy named Bill Watts. Again, he’s not important other than to say that EVERYBODY hates Bill Watts.

Flash forward to around 1997, and he’s working alongside a guy named Vince Russo. And of anybody in life, he has hated Russo more than anyone on the planet. He’s been quoted in modern times as saying that his plan is to live at least 1 day longer than Russo, just so he can piss on his grave before he dies.

So in 1998 when he briefly met up with Ole Anderson, the guy who he used to hate the most in the 1980s, he said this to Ole:

“There was a time I thought you were worst person walking this planet. Just an absolute scum and absolutely miserable to be around. I actually have a list of people I hate the most. You used to be number one on that list. Well then I met some of these other jackasses, and you’ve moved down the list, simply by not doing anything differently. I just now have the displeasure of meeting everybody else.”

And thats the quote that modern times reminds me of. Hitler has moved down the list simply by not doing anything different just because we now have the displeasure of knowing Trump.

So if they’re going to be a state, do they realize that they would be a blue state by default? Like, they would make California look like a red state.

And the rebellion there would cause need for millitary action. Which they would lose. This would be like vietnam, except you just forced them to have legal rights within your own government.

I mean…you say that like we can afford chips…or a couch…or memes.

Thats LITERALLY what police in my area were advertising 10 years ago for a hiring event.

They had fliers for a big hiring event that said “High school diploma not required. Dropouts encouraged to apply”

I remember seeing it and saying “Well this can only end well.” in a very sarcastic tone.

“Are you smarter than a 6th grader?”

“What? That seems like such a low bar to make a whole game show off of. Wouldn’t it have basically a 100% rate of contestants winning? I mean, they’re using adults. Might be a bit more interesting if they use a bunch of 2nd graders that are said to be gifted.”

(Show comes out)

“…so it appears I was wrong, and this country is fucked.”

(Decades go by, and we’re now in present day)

“See? We’re fucked.”