I’m confused.

How does being proud to be gay, and using a name change service have anything to do with each other?

Exit polls shows Gen Z, males especially, leaned disproportionately to Trump

And with that comes my reason to grumple at the younger generation. They got no rizz!

THATS RIGHT! THE OLD GUY IN THE ROOM JUST LOW KEY STOLE YOUR LINGO IN A CRINGE WAY NO CAP!!! OHIO!!!

…am I doing this right?

…what…no. That can’t be…

does math

…STOP USING NUMBERS AGAINST ME!!!

Get this man a job in marketing!

Meta Knight?

Wii sports is retro…

cries

There’s a whole community/kink for people who buy airline tickets JUST to have sex at the airport/on planes.

I don’t know if gay people have their own version of that, but maybe this will be the meetup spot. Everybody fly to Chicago, and fuck.

Noooooooo!!!

Oh, sorry…

Ooooooooooo!!!

Wait…are you calling trump young??? I was with you up until that last part. Now I’m just confused.

Less income = EA goes out of business.

Oregon is the one that surprises me.

All the other green states are the low income states (except for the north east states like Maine, and that little corner).

But then there’s Oregon, right between yellow California, and yellow Washington.

I’m also surprised NY is yellow. I thought the bulk of their population was JUST NYC. And most people in NYC don’t even own cars.

Or is this a percentage of car owners only?

Who said he’s leaving? He’s been talking this whole time about 2024 being the last election you ever need to vote in.

I’m imagining the two teenagers giggling, and your wife looking annoyed.

Then you chase her too, and now all three of them are giggling and running from you, as confused shoppers look on.

Not true.

I also want love.

…and a sandwich.

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Whoa! Guys! God just deleted this guy!!! I’ve never seen him do that before. He didn’t even delete hitler!!!

…welp. You certainly took the time to write all of that out.

…for some reason.

Awwww…nobody ever loves ME enough to want to kidnap…

“I cAnT bReAtHe!!!”

Yes you can, asshole. It’s a slight inconvience, but it’s a far cry from not getting oxygen.

But oh, now that it’s being used to conceil your identity, you’re all fine???

Step 1: Go to Europe.

That’s it. There is no step 2. I’m not going back.

Well. We could arrest elon musk. I don’t think trump would pardon him now.