It would just get lazy, drink all your booze, and tell you to bite his shiny robot ass.

Well now I want MC Hammer to record a song about how you can’t take back all times you licked his butthole.

Maybe it’s a colab with Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Sorry, all we can offer you is to be murdered in the streets while the president kidnaps your children to rape.

Yeah? That comment makes you upset? It fucking should! We need to end this shit NOW.

I’ve never seen one sleep before. I alwsys assumed it was belly down in a ball. Like a cat.

Ok, great. Now post what each of these names did to be put on these files.

PEDO VOLTRON ASSEMBLE!!!

…uhhh…ew…nevermind. I didn’t realize how gross this was.

“If your last name ends in ‘in’, it’s time to get out.”

“Sorry, it’s been a rough year…”

“Lemon, it’s January.”

Why? What else happened? I’m just waking up.

takes two off the shelf, and switches the discs

No I won’t tell you which two.

It’s the contact point to connect your butthole cleaner to. You pop a brush head into that, then pop the brush into your butthole, and then spin it.

Red room…red room…over there!

See? Even friends of satan think comcast is too evil.

This thread is wild! It’s like a car crash. It’s PTSD inducing, but you can’t look away! Such disgusting acts! I mean really, who eats KFC willingly???

You’re both wrong. Pretti had encounters with ICE at a different protest days earlier. The ICE agent that killed him recognized him, and wanted revenge.

Well STOP

Then that is a very misleading title.

Don’t forget to check your blinker fluid levels!

…why? Does my breath stink?

Man…I am so unlucky! I’ve played the lotto at LEAST 10 times now, and I’m STILL not a billionaire!