Not even a participation trophy. I have recieved exactly 1 trophy in my life. It was a 1992 participation trophy for playing 1st grade basketball as mandated by the school.

But I DID play the season of basketball. I DID participste.

Show me where trump has participated in acts that promote peace.

White person here. Why would you want to be white? Here’s the thing about race…it doesn’t fucking matter.

Imagine a species that gets angry at other members of their own species, for having the wrong eye color. Or the wrong shaped finger prints.

It makes no sense! My skin is white. Your skin depending on genes and sun exposure is anywhere from a light tan to a dark tan.

But when you go to work, I’m sure your boss is a dickhead. I’m sure you come home to a family that you love and want to protect. I’m sure you feel underpaid and unappriciated at work. I’m sure you have some household chore or task that you’ve been putting off for 6 months that your wife nags you about.

None of this is unique to you, or your race. It’s everyone. Thats what we’re all going through, throughout all of history. Go back in time and I’m sure George Washingtons wife was asking him when he’s going to fix the squeeky cabinet door. And he’s like “LOOK MARTHA! I’M BUSY AS HELL RUNNING THE COUNTRY! THE BRITISH WAR IS OVER, BUT THEY MIGHT COME BACK! KING GEORGE IS A MASSIVE DICKHEAD! AND RIGHT NOW I’M A LITTLE BUSY TRYING TO ESTABLISH A NEW COUNTRY! SO FORGIVE ME IF I COME HOME EXAUSTED AND STRESSED!”

And then she’s like “It’s just that you said you’d do it LAST weekend, but then you and Ben Franklin went out drinking, and…squeek squeek squeek …yeah…”

I will never understand these people who think one race is better than the other. I mean really. If we’re going to have some arbitrary line in the sand over who’s the master race, it shouldn’t be based on race. It should be based on blood type. At least THAT has some basis in being functionally different!

Jeez…humans out here acting like being born in one country or having dark skin makes any difference at all.

I wouldn’t say we rejoiced. We just kind of nodded our heads, knowing this is how it SHOULD be.

It would be like rejoicing because your hot dog had a bun. Yeah it had a bun! It’s supposed to!

Disolve them

And fascists!

Hell yeah! Fuck these absolute wastes of human skin!

I agree, Go Guards!

And you didn’t invite me???

I’m not in the UK. But, I will say, it’s not that hard to get a replica enigma machine.

Lets see the AI try to scan jibberish messages with a decryption method that changes daily.

All just to decrypt the message:

“Wanna go to McDonalds after work?”

“Hell yeah!”

The irony of using Steve Harvey of all people to make your point…

…so it’s even dumber than I thought.

Piefed also exists, as does Mbin.

Well damn. That sounds…very nice.

I literally got banned from reddit 2 years ago, and searched “reddit clone”. Found Lemmy, and here I am.

“Ooooooo, a reddit competitor!”

“Digg betting AI can help”

“Swiiiiiiing and a miss!”

In social media groups and private channels, adherents share photos and discuss whether people like John Krasinski or Erin Darke have had gender-affirming surgeries and/or perform blood rituals to Baphomet.

I don’t even know what a “Baphomet” is, but these people STILL sound batshit insane to me

No…based on the title, it sounds like a movie about two people falling in love.

Based on what I said, and it reminded you of the movie, I’m going to guess it’s a movie about two people turning into massive godzilla creatures and falling in love while they destroy the planet.

…did I get it right?

Hey! Whoa! That’s uncalled for!!!

…being a human dildo sounds quite fun!

Sounds like you want to call him YOUR daddy!

…I want to say that you’re wrong, but I don’t have enough experience with scissors on pizza to dispute it.