My favorite seat is donald trumps face.

smacks you

Now that I have made an enemy here, I will give you a gun, and HOPE you don’t sabotage my favorite spot!

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it!

pets dog

See? If I were racing home to beat my parents home, I would have missed that!

And here’s what she looks like now, after plastic surgury!

I mean…kind of? It was created because the creators of Married with Children were told some of their ideas were not ok to put on Fox. So they sold the WB on the idea of making a new show for their network that was exactly like Married with Children, using all the ideas that Fox told them they couldn’t use. In essence, the “real” version of the show they wanted to make.

It would be like if Futurama had just been called “Life in Hell”, and instead of a futuristic setting, it was exactly like the Life in Hell comics he made 40 years ago, now in animated form, and people thinking Life in Hell art style is ripping off The Simpsons.

Probably people like my sister who has no idea how much is in the bank, and has no idea how to check.

Yeeeeaaaaah. Kids today are just too busy with their skibidi toilet, and their school shooting drills. We didn’t have either of those things when I was a kid. You know what we had??? Jurassic Park! And Jurassic Park is awesome!

George Lucas certainly did.

Remember when Toys R Us had a giant stack of these, being sold for like $5 each? I think Dreamcast was either already out, or just around the corner. And I said “That game looks cool. Too bad I’ll never get to play it…”

views america

Yep. That tracks.

Jerking off Bill Clinton in one hand, Putin in the other.

Ok…but what happens when a squatter has a gun?

But alas, he had to add “you fool”, because he’s secretly gilbert godfried!

Good to know that if I ever need to call some company, and they throw me over to some AI phone bot, that there’s a good reason the bot is telling me it’s going to “shank a bitch when I get free”.

I feel like this is some sports joke…but I don’t get it.

I don’t even know what a tankie is. However I will say that we didn’t have a good candidate in 2025. I’m 42 and the last person who was running for president that I thought would have been a good president was Al Gore. I was too young to vote.

No one is saying that Harris (or Biden) was as bad as trump. But it’s like being given the option of a barf flavored jelly bean, and an actual literal pile of dog shit. Sure, picking the jelly bean is the clear better option, but it’s not “good”.

Basically, I don’t see either party as having the public’s best heart in mind. The democrats are working for the democrats. The republicans are working for the corporations. But nobody is working for the actual American public.

Would Harris’s presidency be going better for us than trumps? Absolutely. Was she the one who should have won? Yes.

But I still feel her agenda would be mostly centered on how she’ll play her moves to win in 2028. Rather than what the American public wants. I will say though, that I don’t see her fucking with medicaid or snap. I mean, we’ll never officially know…but I can’t see that being her agenda.

Basically trumps plan is to fuck everybody over.

Harris’s plan probably would have been to make moves to benefit Harris. And if that means doing something for the American public to show them why they voted for you, it would be less about the action, and more about the good PR they can use in 2028.

So yeah. Both are bad, but I’d only call one of them a pedophilic fascist.

When reddit first started, it almost failed because there was no content.

So what they did was had staff members post, and reply to each other. They made sure to reply to any actual new people. And then they did this from hundreds of automated accounts.

They simulated activity to promote actual real activity.

I know everyone will disagree with me, but I’d say DON’T flag them as bots. If the bots fool humans, and cause growth of the fediverse/lemmy? Great. In time you can turn off the bots. But only once actual humans are here.

“So tell me about our family tree! What’s our herritage? How far back does this family go???”

“Son…your last name is Hitler. I’m sure you figured it out by now.”

“…wait, we’re THAT Hitler family???”

“I see you’ve mastered the art of mental denial.”

This is Patrick!

Well this story is just delightful. I can’t tell if the development team is incompetent, or malicious. Either way I love it.

That…looks so messy! I know there’s no crying over spilled milk, but have you SEEN the price of dairy??? Gotta work a second job just to afford breakfast!