I thought it meant that his girlfriend died.

It was part of a stand up comedy routine I saw him do. He later recycled part of it in Sexpert.

“Think of your penis as a bus. Because even a small bus, is a REALLY big…bus, ya know? All the women will scream in horror, and say OH MY GOD! HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES THIS SEAT??? And you can just chuckle, in knowing your bus is very popular! Get on the bus, Gus!”

~Eugene Mirman. 2004.

Uhhhhhh…can I succumb? That sounds like a good time. I’ve never had magic devil sex before…

How much spanking do you need that it requires THREE mistresses???

That’s what YOU think! I eat MY cereal using my fists! Straight from the box! I go in dry!

I always used this:

“I fucked your mom last night!”

“Ew. You need to get yourself tested…”

Humans are the virus.

Here, take my gasoline!

Someone check the couches for DNA!

Ya know…from that perspective? Mans got a point!

Are we sure it wasn’t one of the 34x he was convicted?

Don’t forget the part where he’s a pedophile! Most people look down on that.

He looks different than I remember…can’t put my finger on it though…

Agree on 1998, disagree on second best.

1995 was second best.

I don’t want to sound like I support ANYTHING about Windows 11, because I don’t.

That being said, take your clothes off, I’ll tie you to this torture rack I keep in my basement, and I’ll get you to reevaluate what fear really means.

Hey, are you ticklish?

I’m partial to 1998. That’s my favorite one.

Thats the spirit!

:O

No no no. You’re not understanding. Nothing about the word “illegal” has changed.

It’s consequences for the out groups, and privilege for in groups. Now if someone ELSE did it, THEN the police could arrest them!

See? It’s not complicated!