It would probably try to poison us humans by, oh I don’t know…poisoning an entire seasons worth of crops. You know, like a famine. Except it would have to be a plant that an entire country relies on. Something like…the potato harvest in Ireland.
And if that fails, mabe a few dozen decades later, you release a pandemic with no cure. Hopefully the humans won’t develop a vaccine or anything.
He should dress up as a wolf for halloween, and then…send you photos.
My childhood was spent raising my dad. Who despite being in his 30s, acted like an infant.
He always wanted his bottle (booze).
He had to be made sure he went to bed on time, or he’d be cranky.
Needed to be meal prepped.
I’m just glad he didn’t need a diaper.
As someone who works with people who show up to work high and drunk, I assure you, we know.
I mean…life was better before trump, but, I’m 42 and can’t say life has ever been “good”.
Like, I have no first hand experience with what happyness feels like.
2032 actually. The year of alien invasion.
The upside is, trumps home planet will finally take him back. You thought that orange skin wasn’t natural? It is. It oozes out of his pours.
I think peak was XP.
Vista was shit. 7 was alright, but not better than XP. 8 was terrible. 10 was worse than 7, but still meh. 11 is dog shit.
Actually, recent trends have shown a dramatic decrease in birth. This is why in the last 10 years republicans are trying to break roe v wade. They want more future workers to exploit.
Amen. Praise be to our savior, Sir Mix-a-lot.
Yeah, ok…but only eliminates SOME of the other industries.
For example, you wouldn’t think ad sales as a sexually abusive industry. Yet I have it on good authority that google had spez get down on his knees and take cock after cock after cock cumming in his mouth, on his face, in his eyes. And as much as he was gagging, they just kept going. Cum everywhere. Bukake ritual to seal the deal on their AI agreement.
Then angry german women in leather came in with massive strapons the size of a forearm. Ramming every inch into him. As he cried and cried, while she smacked his balls with a ping pong paddle.
What? I thought you guys always said fuck spez?
And cumming…and cumming…and cumming…
I mean…did you ever at least find a big titty goth girlfriend?
Maybe I’m stupid, but, I don’t see system requirements. I see it’s linux compatible. I have a retroid flip 2, the snapdragon 865 version, with rocknix. So it’s running native linux. Think that could handle your game? I think it has 8gb of ram.
It took your reaction for me to get the joke.
…the sad joke.
Maybe he’s just explaining the core concept of how a joke works. Subvert expectations, then hit em with a twist.
He’s probably jotting my words down. This is all new info to him!
THIS GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!
Kind of strange that they abbriviated “to” with “2”.
Even stranger that I still got it right. Unless you’re messing with me. In which case, fair play. I’m totally clueless sometimes.
Drag and drop worked on windows 3.1. That was like the whole thing. “LOOK WHAT YOU CAN DO NOW!”
At this point, I’m fairly sure pissing people off is the point with Windows 11. It’s full of AI no one wants, refuses to officially run on most hardware that people already have, despite running just fine on that same hardware UNofficially, dropped support for drag and drop, doesn’t let you move the taskbar.
And thats not even to mention the fact that it monitors you, and reports back to HQ with screen grabs and usage activity.
Oh look, ZorinOS, just one singular distro, had 1.6 million downloads in the past 2 months.
Wait, is there any special thing that happened 2 months ago? Oh right. Windows 10 support ended, and microsoft told its userbase “fuck you, you can’t get support for windows 10, and this computer can’t update to windows 11. This computer is now trash!”
Suddenly all these youtube videos pop up “Is your PC unable to install windows 11? Try linux!”
And these videos don’t try to sway you to one distro or another. They point out a few big hitters like mint or ubuntu. I can’t imagine them specifically naming zorin, unless it’s a zorin centric video. But I’m talking about the flood of “try linux” videos that popped up in October.
And that 1.6 million is JUST zorin. That’s the runoff. I don’t have numbers, or sources, but gut instinct tells me that if Zorin had 1.6 million downloads, Mint must have had like 5 million minimum. Every video always reccomends Mint. It’s probably overtaken Ubuntu at some point as most used distro.
And all of this, every single bit of user loss has NOTHING to do with linux. Users are angrily switching. Not happily. They feel abandoned, and forced to switch.
If Microsoft either extended Windows 10 support, or allowed Windows 11 to be installed on reasonable hardware, this linux boom DOES NOT HAPPEN. This is Microsoft saying “Yeah bitch, money is tight! Go buy another computer, loser! You’ll do what we say, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us!”
That’s when users switched to linux. This is pure hubris from Microsoft. It would be interesting if somehow we could get a combined number of EVERY distros doenload numbers.
Ah yes. Blast the demons from hell as your thermostat raises your house’s tempature to make it hot as hell in your home.
That’s called immersion.
Is E2EE end to end encryption?
Even after dems have healthy majority these people won’t face backlash.
It’s two hands of the same body. They’re working together.