This implies regular Doug Bowser was known for being wet…

We could call her…Samus! And she’ll wear a bikini when she dies…

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

Wait. I’m unaware of windmills. What are they protesting?

Also, where do windmills still exist?

…you read the same paragraph we just did, right? Did you miss the part where he DOES have a body camera? He filmed it. He’s not holding a cell phone. He’s holding a gun. Which he used to shoot Rene Good in the face.

The world: “Yeah. That’s about what we expected…”

One time I asked a cow if he wanted to be slaughtered and chopped into meat to be cooked and sold by McDonalds.

He didn’t ever answer me. Probably in account of the fact that cows don’t speak english. It’s just as well anyways. It’s not like it would have changed anything. It’s just cows opinion. It’s a moo point.

Look man…I hate AI too…but you can’t just use it as a scapegoat to cover for humans being humans.

Should the AI be telling him to do more and more drugs until he died? Well, no, but also…maybe don’t do dangerous drugs at all.

Like if chatgpt says to shoot yourself in the face, and you do, is it chatgpt’s fault you killed yourself? Or was it you killing yourself at fault for killing you?

This world is getting dumber and dumber.

I have no idea what is happening in this thread, but I feel like me being naked isn’t helping.

I signed up for friendica, after 2 decades of having never used facebook.

It’s blank, and I don’t know what I’m supposed to do.

I can’t comment on what the facebook experience is, but I imagine they don’t just dump you onto a blank white page, with zero explaination.

Note that I am NOT defending or endorsing facebook. I’m just saying the decentralized services have work to do before they can fully be reccomended.

I also recently signed up for pixelfed. It took 3 days to login the first time. And I’m still not sure what the point of collections is. But I did upload 4 pictures.

Look man. If you’re constipated, just get some burritos with extra beans!

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No no no. You don’t shoot the dog! The dog is the only one in the house that isn’t human, and thus the only one in that house worth saving.

You can steal the tv, AND steal the dog if you have dog treats!

Those are called “raccoons”.

In my wallet.

What if I just want a small bag of pretzels that are overly priced, and likely stale? Can I still have sex with the vending machine to get those?

No.

There’s been some guys who have been able to suck their own dick.

They reported that it’s not as fun as it sounds. It feels a lot less like getting your dick sucked, and a lot more like sucking a dick.

“Assemble the troops!!!”

“Eh…we’ll get there by Tuesday. Maybe Wednesday if we pass a Dairy Queen.”