Well hey there, pretty lady! Fancy meeting you here…

Scales on a pale.

Wow. Really worked for that one.

Unless they have to drive to you during rush hour. Then it’s sex work with traffic.

Thats why baseball games in the 1800s were much longer.

Ha ha ha ha…ha…

cries

Of all the states, I wasn’t expecting Washington.

Alabama? Sure.

Mississippi? I can see that.

Georgia? Yeah, ok.

Washington? Of all the states, WASHINGTON??? Oh god damn…

Mama said, mama said!

C’mon man. That would have been sufficient in 2015. We’ve moved on to so much bigger things since then.

We also would have accepted “Racist in the tulips”.

Ew. Please don’t make me envision his bowel movements. This is exactly why I don’t watch the news. There’s nothing but shit on it.

No no. Keep them. Add a webcan for streaming, and charge money to watch

I know some people who shoot and hunt their own venison. Some people moved over to butcher shops. But no one is finding roadkill and saying “oh man, I gotta get in on that”

I work at an major airport. We have human sized roombas that just drive around scrubbing the floors.

There is no rhyme or reason to where they go. They coild be going in a straight line, and then no reason cut in front of you. Or spin 360 a few times just spinning in circles.

Or just abuptly stop, and then start zigzagging.

Point is, I do not want these robo cleaners to be car sized, car weight, car fast, and also, hackable.

I absolutely believe it. I live off a major street. This street passes through a residential area. It has many cross streets every few seconds.

The speed limit through the residential area drops to 25.

People drive through at 80mph. Not exaggerating. I avoid the main road, especially at night when the roads are clear. Never know when nothing will be happening, totally quiet, and then ZOOOOOOOOM a car from 2 miles away nearly runs you over before you see it.

Why did you capitolize “Spirit”? Are you saying they have a more generous fledgling budget airline than you do?

Seriously, how is Spirit still around? They’re like the radioactive cockroach of the aviation industry.

Good grief. Some of these games have been on the Internet longer than I have been alive.

blink blink

God damn, I’m old…

threatens you with a tickle fight

Which of course will be garbled nonsense, but it did exactly what you asked.

Is it possible that someone took a copy of hitlers book, shoved it into VLC, took the video it spit out, and somehow we got a president from that process? Garbled nonsense. Highly racist. But it did what you asked!

Wait…does this explain Mark Zuckerberg? They put a piece of cellery, mixed with dog shit, and out comes Mark Zuckerberg who’s almost a real boy?

Rallys/Checkers fries? Or Burger King? Because there is a HUGE difference!

Or Wendys?

Or McDonalds?

WHOSE FRIES ARE WE TALKING ABOUT??? I WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS ON FRENCH FRIES!!!