I don’t even get yours. The hell does that even mean?

Actually they’re putting a data center next door to where your house used to be. They’re gonna need the land to build the data center. You get eminent domain’d out of your house, and you can’t do anything about it. You just lose your house, and depending on area, you might even lose any money you’ve paid into your house. Even if you own it outright. Gone.

But hey, at least the data center is using twice the amount of water than the city has. So it’s also using all of the local water supply. Humans will just have to do without. It’s not like it’s a basic human right or anything. Well, not in America anyways…

Good. I hope they completely run out of money before they even CAN build data centers. I hope the data centers that are already built are deemed to be not profitable, and shut down.

There is a phrase that often gets misinterpreted. The phrase is “The customer is always right”. What most people don’t realize is the full phrase is “The customer is always right in matters of taste”.

Meaning, if there is a park, and you open a fruit stand in the park, and all you sell is oranges, you need to make sure people want to buy oranges to make a profit. If everyone comes up to you, and says “I want an apple”, and you say “All I have is oranges”, then you lose a sale. You sell what the people want to buy.

Nobody wants these data centers. The rich are trying to sell a product which the customer has deemed to be in bad taste, and as we’ve discussed, the customer is always right.

I hope these AI assholes all go completely bankrupt, and are forced to work at taco bell.

No. The buck stops here.

Oh good. I came here to say exactly this. Good to know this isn’t something I’d have posted a comment for,and have everybody tell me I’m wrong. When I’m clearly right.

Like how GIF is pronounced. The Q, Z, and R are not silent, but they are invisable. The other 44 letters are silent AND invisable.

I’ll take the solar panel.

I thought the title was:

Always keep gooning.

The president told a reception of the international football governing body Fifa in New York he “was supposed to not be here right now”, in reference to the second and final four-year term he would have served if he had won the 2020 election.

Wait…so he DOES understand that there are 2 term limits! He keeps talking about 2028, and I’m like “Uhhhh, no. 2028 isn’t an election you can even run in!”

I was begining to think he thought he could run for a 3rd term. So now, if he tries anything to undermine our government presidential term limit, we’ll know right from the start that he knows he’s being corrupt.

I still fully expect him to try to stay president in 2028, but also now we can point at video from this interview, as proof that he understands the concept of presidential term limits.

I assure you, many stocks have gone much much lower. It’s called “penny stocks”. They’re exactly what they sound like. They’re mostly used as pump and dump schemes. Company is worth $0.01 per stock? Buy $10,000 dollars worth. Then, when it eventually becomes worth $0.02, you sell, and make an easy $10,000. Repeat every few days.

I wouldn’t be able to resist snuggling them.

No no no! What are you guys DOING??? Stop shaving! I haven’t shaved in years! Sometimes I trip over my beard, but when I walk into a room shirtless, covered in honey, people notice. I walk in, hold up a stick and yell “I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR AUTHORITY! THIS ESTABLISHMENT HAS NOW BEEN BOARDED BY THE VIKINGS!!! RAAAAWWWWRRRRR!!!”

And suddenly starbucks gives you free drinks! Also, if they don’t, you burn the tinderbox to the ground. Ghosts and all. They know it’s coming. They know there’s some random vikings out there in the world, and one day they’ll ransack your building if you don’t give them free spoils.

Then one day as a viking is laying claim to his new domain, a pirate walks through the front door. Assisted by canon fire from outside. That’s when you know it’s on! Because Blackbeard don’t fuck around with razors either! My god! Why are you people shaving! Go steal a boat! Or go steal a house! Why are you applying to be an accountant???

200 pizzas? In a row? TRY NOT TO SUCK A PIZZA ON THE WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!!!

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What CUMS naturally!

~FTFY

Just as legit as the actual photo they sent out.

Took me a second reading to understand your tone. For a second I thought you were just being an asshole. Then I read it again, and went OOOOOOHHHHH.

So for anyone who just skims things, Tikiporch isn’t being an asshole. They actually made a funny joke. Like Splinter did in the first TMNT movie. Except TikiPorch forgot to end with “HA HA HA!!! I MADE A FUNNY!!!”

Also, I want pizza now. No reason.

You would not do well in the movie Groundhog Day.

Well…in 1903 we made the news for the first ever airplane flight by the wright brothers.

Have you met people? People are the worst. I’d do that to people too if I were a bison.

…it’s too hot? Ok,now I just imagine you jerking yourself silly over the idea of making a joke where the punchline is gaslighting him. Is that really what turns you on? What kind of a guy gets turned on by THAT???

Oh…oh wait. You might be onto something!

furiously masturbates