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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Gotta get that bee boo boo bop

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Gotta get that bee boo boo bop

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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    In two minutes I don’t even get all the emotional bits wet, much less clean the physical bits.

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      Navy Showers are designed to be rather efficient, with the total runtime of under two minutes being possible.

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        That’s two minutes of running water though. Not two minutes of showering total.

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          What they need is to modify Homer’s makeup gun, that way they can shower in a minute.

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        As a kid I was sure these dudes took longer showers, but I now know better.

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