Didn’t knew a “key bump” was a thing.
I kept thinking “bump key” which is a tool for bypassing locks
Yeah, it unlocks your ability to talk nonstop for hours on end all night, and then have a huge poop the next day.
You also have to chain smoke every single last cigarette in existence.
Yet another bonus
I have to have like 2 packs on me. And if someone starts bumming i start to have an anxiety attack and I’ll be like “LOL dude we are not gonna make it through the night!”
I knew a guy who could put damn near a tbsp on a key. He was never allowed to get his own bumps.
Of sugar. Obviously I’m talking about sugar.
I don’t get it tbh, someone enlighten me please.
Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they’ll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like “take one per child”.
This is a play on that, but it’s a bump of cocaine per child. You’re supposed to snort it using the key.
snort it using the key.
What?.. This is the part I don’t get. Is this a word play or is there an actual technique using a key?
actual technique. from others in this thread, they use key for standard scoocaple size with no extra equipment.
