• Subverb@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    But think how safe you would be if you did pack a bomb.

    The odds of there being one bomb on a plane are tiny enough, but the odds of there being two bombs on a plane are vanishingly small…

    • nexguy@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      You really need to pack one bomb for each family member really. Kid’s bombs just help lower the odds to virtually zero.

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Mine is a knife, reach in to entry pockets at TSA baggage xray, a moment where I’m afraid I’ll pull out a giant knife

    • Anticorp@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      4 months ago

      I carry a pocket knife everywhere, so this one is a legit concern for me. It is as natural as putting on my clothes for me to put my knife in my pocket, so I’m always concerned that I accidentally put my knife in my pocket, despite being very intentional about leaving it behind. I paid $280 for the thing, so it would be a damned shame to lose it to stupid-ass TSA.

      • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        4 months ago

        Pack some prepaid package envelopes with your home as the destination. TSA got a problem with your nail clipper? Leave your favorite knife in your pocket by accident? Put it in the envelope and drop it in any USPS box.

        • wowleak@sh.itjust.works
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          3 months ago

          If i accidentally have a bomb i can just mail it to myself. Now i just have to worry about forgetting stamps and envelope