help
Help is only on the subscription version.
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Help takes you to a text document written in notepad that hasn’t been updated since 1997 and is just a list of the frequently asked questions without the answers
Spam clicking the “Help” button until my mouse falls apart
Windows Help opens up with this article:
What do you want to do next?
Briefly rejoice at how gorgeous that interface is, and then click “Find” and type “Meaning / Answers”
Windows has this article for you! Congratulations!
What do you want to do next?
What do I get if I click “Options”?
Cool image btw! How did you create that so fast? :o
I’m using ChatGPT 4o, it’s very fast at these
Your options are:
- Cry
- Angry Poop
- Dick Helicopter
Oh
Can someone find the one where all of the buttons say “It is what it is” as well?
I would do it, but I’m all out of it is what it is
Perfection
“It is what it is” isn’t enough as-is. Helpful to combine with the realization:
Postpone the despair with “it do be that way sometimes”.
Tomorrow comes
gotta do whatcha gatta do
It ain’t what it ain’t
welp
can’t be helped
Pressing both No and Help get the police called on you.
Yes. Yes I do.
