lol fucking obliterated

Thank you

This one is missing all of the penguins being insufferable people, in both frames.

His shirt could have said something misogynistic and she would have found something else compliment. She’s not kissing him because of his shirt. She’s kissing him because he’s a tall able-bodied cisgendered straight good-looking bearded white guy.

Awful kerning

(Kerning is spacing between letters)

I am exhausted by a constant deluge of this.

Obviously Evil Person is doing Obvious Evil! Half of America supports him

I don’t want to know anymore. I just want to turn it all off.

Schõn Shon ShAnne Shtan (the t is silent) Scheahn Shean Sean

Your parents don’t know what it’s like to be trans and they aren’t interested in learning. They are unwilling to do the mental work of imagining the suffering of a trans person. It’s selfish and lazy. You’ve gone out of your way to make them feel better, by apologizing, and I expect with tolerance towards their behavior when you could have just left. But they’re not willing to do the same thing for you. It’s one-sided.

Yes

Body: you’re so thirsty. dehydrated. tongue sticking to your mouth, so thiiiiirsty. go pee eight times before falling asleep and evacuate every fluid ounce of fucking water in your body for no reason thiiiiiiirsty

Fight or flight response activated!

But the danger is gone, what do you want me to d-

FIGHT OR FLIGHT THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

Thanks brain!

Hey can you let me forget that cringey thing I did at summer camp? I’m in agony and it’s been thirty years

Me: We haven’t evolved much in 800 thousand years. Can you please make me stop craving sugar?

Brain: Do drugs, get mad for no reason

Me: what

Brain: Here’s a dream about having sex with Barney the Dinosaur

I was wrong, I shall edit my comment

Is this a Terrance and Phillip reference

“I’m 14 and don’t speak English! Please don’t turn me into an unwilling concubine and forbid me from seeing my parents ever again!”

The fate of this Pocahontas is far far more merciful than the fate of the real one.

No wars were won in an enclosed space <-- i was wrong see below

This lack of concern for our neighbors was crafted by the elites so that we won’t organize against them.

When we’re hurt, angry, scared, broke, stressed out, we become selfish, like animals backed into a corner.

The elites have studied this and they know exactly how far they can push us before we fight back. They are keeping us hurt and angry so that we won’t work together and they stay in power forever.

Dark Souls

I’ve never played any of the games, but the wikis have so much reading material I can stay engaged for hours.

It’s a universe populated by unfathomably evil undead beings. They farm humans for their flesh and their souls, and there is no chance humanity will ever free themselves.

It’s an incredibly dark setting, but it’s hauntingly beautiful. What kind of society would these creatures develop? Architecture, art, religion. Their civilization is an anathema to us but that’s why it’s so alien and captivating