I’d feel weird voting for other stuff on a day called presidents Day now. Maybe we should add more days. Like governors day and mayors day. Oh and county comptroller day!!! We should have cookouts on that day also, obviously.

It has a purpose…that’s when we have big sales at the car dealerships. Just as George Washington always wanted.

How would people have time to get more car-poor if they had to stop shopping to do something silly like vote for the leader of the free world?