• Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Subject: Drowning

    Dear Sir / Madam,

    I’m writing to inform you about a drowning on the premises of…

    No, that’s too formal.

    Dear Sir / Madan,

    Drowning! Drowning! Help me!

    123 Carington rd.

    Looking forward to hearing from you.

    All the best,

    Maurice Moss