• PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    1 month ago

    “Bruh, we’re trying to get this project done on time and under budget, talking about space magic isn’t going to-”

    • DaddleDew@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      1 month ago

      “we need to stop cutting corners and put a cover over that hole that blows up the whole station if someone drops a rock in it”

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        1 month ago

        Don’t be silly, every moon-sized station has a hole that destroys the entire structure if someone drops a rock in there. That’s the way it’s always been done. That is industry best practices according to our stakeholders.

      • marcos@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        1 month ago

        You seem to have too much time to waste. Here, I’ve just cut your jira ticket deadline by a week. Pray I don’t cut it further.