Yeah, he really does. Earlier this year he was waxing philosophic about how showers are terrible for you and how being on a farm means you never have to bathe.
HURT: They are. I take showers if I’m going to be around people. But this is why you live on a farm. You live on a farm, you don’t have to take showers.
Yeah, let’s definitely go back to this.
Yeah, he really does. Earlier this year he was waxing philosophic about how showers are terrible for you and how being on a farm means you never have to bathe.
Five-year-old Nicki really wishes her staunchly Republican family had been exposed to this deep wisdom when she grew up on a farm.
Bathing was my least favorite thing at that point in time, yet I was still expected to do it daily.
Or this. All those unaborted abandoned babies can be shoved down the chimneys.
The children yearn for the mines!