Imagine a world where people just wear their dating profile on the back and then someone who fancy them says “I’m down for that, where’s your consent form?”.
Incredibly based world, if it were so easy
Sounds like bureaucracy that has gone a bit too far, lol
I bet the Vogons would like it though.
All of that text and he didn’t specify what gender he’s looking for.
Technically, blondes implies women; if it was non-women it’d be blonds
well shit, TIL
Had no idea. Thank you for the knowledge!
Imagine being the guy at the novelty T-Shirt company, who takes requests.
And then THIS order comes in…
They probably make these in bulk.
…I honestly don’t know if that’s better or worse.
That must be a day for thought, like what is going in in that man’s head?
Jesus Christ. Dude has no self awareness or taste. Just technical demands for a subjective experience.
An objectively gross and fucked up ‘subjective experience’, though. Dude needs some serious help.
Objectively gross and fucked up? If you aren’t into women, that’s ok. You oughta learn the difference between objective and subjective though.
The issue is the age requirements. It’s clear that if it was legal for him to date younger, he would be happier.
Naw, the issue is that he’s been conditioned to think that’s prime real estate and that he should want to try it once. You could lie about your age and he wouldn’t know any better because he’s literally got no taste. He’ll take it based on the number because he actually doesn’t know what he wants. I’m pretty sure he’s hoping to learn what it is that he should want.
It’s also possible he’s a straight pedo and just making an effort to walk the line. If that’s the case, I can respect the effort, but still think he’s just actually tasteless.
“It’s also possible he’s a straight pedo and just making an effort to walk the line. If that’s the case, I can respect the effort, but still think he’s just actually tasteless.”
Yikes!
