…one morning when i was in college, my roommate and i realised we were grown-ups, so we went to the grocery store, bought two tubs of frosting, came back to our apartment, sat down with spoons-in-hand, and watched an afternoon of arthur c. clarke’s myterious world on the sci-fi channel…

(ugh; never again)

…i learned the same lesson chewing a jumbo-pack of fruit stripe all-at-once four years later…