• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Me, as a child: “I want to eat four KitKats at once.”

    My parents: “You’ll give yourself a tummy ache and spend the rest of the day puking and shitting.”

    Me, as an adult: puking and shitting noises