Fucking hilarious. Of course.

Jeffrey Epstein’s imprisoned former girlfriend repeatedly denied to the Justice Department witnessing any sexually inappropriate interactions with Donald Trump, according to records released Friday.

Edit: It’s only the interview with Maxwell, lol. Even trumpers are probably slapping their foreheads on this one. She’s in cushy, home during the day, jail right now because of this interview.

I absolutely believe everything she says about Donald “I will retaliate against you with the full force of the US government if you say something I don’t like” Trump.

Her transfer to better accommodations is also totally coincidental.