Or the opposite – you wake up with the cat sleeping on your chest, nose three inches from yours, and you’re like: “I just want to roll over and now I can’t!”
Or you’ve been sitting in the same place for an hour and the cat instinctively knows when you’re about to get up for something necessary like peeing or going to an appointment, and chooses that moment to snuggle up so you’ll look like the asshole.
Or the opposite – you wake up with the cat sleeping on your chest, nose three inches from yours, and you’re like: “I just want to roll over and now I can’t!”
Or you’ve been sitting in the same place for an hour and the cat instinctively knows when you’re about to get up for something necessary like peeing or going to an appointment, and chooses that moment to snuggle up so you’ll look like the asshole.