• Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      If I’m remembering right it was:

      PILOT: Headset volume is unbelievably loud.
      MECHANIC: Headset volume has been set to a more believable level.

      A few more I remember from way back when:

      PILOT: Mouse found in cockpit.
      MECHANIC: Cat installed.

      PILOT: Something loose in cockpit
      Mechanic: Something tightened in cockpit

      PILOT: Friction locks cause throttle to stick.
      MECHANIC: Good, they’re supposed to.

      (How did you get a new line without a blank line between them??? Formatting shouldn’t be this hard.)