octopus_ink@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Fox and TPUSA Declare Kirk's Holy Tissue Performed a Miracle. (No, really. 🤦‍♂️ )

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Fox and TPUSA Declare Kirk's Holy Tissue Performed a Miracle. (No, really. 🤦‍♂️ )

octopus_ink@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

https://www.foxnews.com/us/charlie-kirk-ally-reveals-absolute-miracle-may-have-saved-lives-during-fatal-shooting

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Bro have you not seen how the shot moved around the car in the JFK assassination? Quantum bullets are out of control.
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  If you flick the gun at the last second you can make it do orbits.
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    I’ve seen Wanted, there are lots of possibilities based on that documentary.

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