Oh oh. I need to tell someone about an All-Star moment that happened the other day. I was driving and listening to an alt rock radio station and out of nowhere a Shrek-green Bentley SUV (of all things) pulls in front of me from a left turn. That’s weird enough at it is, but just as he pulled up, All-Star started playing, exactly on cue. I fucking lost it.

I never wished I had a dash cam more in my life, as I don’t think anyone on here will believe this story. It sounds like a fucking (pun intended) green text, lol.