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Throw back to a classic

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    I’d normally agree with you, but I’ve seen people pass one single giant turd too firm and thick to fit down any toilet hole. Like a nerf football. No clue how that doesn’t split a person in two

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      It does.

      ::: NSFW Wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure :::

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      1000062240

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        😂😂😂😂

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      I know someone who keeps a stick behind his toilet because he poops like twice a week and he has to break them to flush

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        What is a stick but a toilet knife by another name

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        He prefers that to consuming fiber? Geezus.

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      Even after all this time on Earth, I’m amazed to imagine there are human beings with this kind of problems… I’m gonna go out on a limb and imagine this is a US thing?

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        England. Bristol.

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          Sorry, I didn’t mean this specific story, I meant the concept of “huge plumbing blocking turds are totally a normal thing”. But yeah, I guess it’s not just the US then.

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            I would imagine germany/belgium/holland having the hardest time of it.

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