• cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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    4 hours ago

    If I had lots of money I’d eat really fancy food most days

    edit: oh and I’d buy lots of art supplies and get into oil painting, or maybe watercolor.

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    I just want to lay there on my pile of gold doing dragon things ok?

    Yes, this consist mostly of sleeping and acting smug to would be thieves. Maybe torching people if they get uppity. Just normal things alright?

  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works
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    If I become the world’s dictator, I want a big castle so I can look cool.

    Everyone gets free healthcare, free education, UBI, all basic needs are met. But I want a statue of me in every city, and portraits of me everywhere, every gets little handbook that contains my ideological views and my life story.

    Literally no where on my list is abusing people/animals, wtf.

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      Dude, you got my vote. I don’t care if you’re black, white, brown, yellow, blue, or change your color like some RGB lights designed to give people seizures. Guy, girl, trans, both at the same time or neither, replace all your toes with vaginas and your fingers with dicks, I don’t give a fuck. As long as they are consenting adults, I don’t care if you are single, married, in a thruple, or got whatever the fuck was going on in that show sense8. I will put up statues of you, I will put up portraits, I will get tattoos (that’s right I said multiple) of you and even let you choose the images.
      If you can manage to make good on your promises and somehow avoid f****** any children along the way, then you will be my personal hero.

      Edit: You know what, I’ve come back to sweeten the pot for you. Any time you want, night or day, you can stop by and fuck one of my couches. I’ve got 2 couches, a love seat, and this sassy little chair that can’t decide if it is a small love seat or a really large chair.

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    Humans tend to push boundaries. For the super rich there are nearly no boundaries set. Breaking most laws only costs money, which doesn’t scale with the wealth of the culprit.

    Drugs, legal girls, legal entertainment gets probably boring if you have it all the time. So they get more depraved.

    I would not be surprised if some of them torture, kill and enslave people just for kicks

    • CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Wasn’t there that incident of rich people paying to gun people down with sniper rifles in some war a few decades ago thats now being claimed to being repeated in palestine?

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        The one thing he did NOT do, however, was turn Mcafee into the steaming pile of spyware sewage that it is today. He knew where to draw the line.

        /s

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    23 hours ago

    When you can have everything, what you want most is what you are not allowed to have.