The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoWhat if I'm scared too?media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1391arrow-down112
arrow-up1379arrow-down1imageWhat if I'm scared too?media.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square62fedilink
minus-squareIhaveCrabs111@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·16 days ago“Honey, I think there’s a bear in the yard. Go shoo it away.” “Ok. Good thing I don’t need my arms anymore.”
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·16 days agotake the Bear’s instead. THIS IS AMERICA, WHAT DO YOU THINK RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS MEANS?
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-215 days ago“Oh just a bear? Should be fine at least it’s not some strange man like a new neighbor or delivery driver, who cares.”
“Honey, I think there’s a bear in the yard. Go shoo it away.”
“Ok. Good thing I don’t need my arms anymore.”
take the Bear’s instead.
THIS IS AMERICA, WHAT DO YOU THINK RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS MEANS?
“Oh just a bear? Should be fine at least it’s not some strange man like a new neighbor or delivery driver, who cares.”