Chad-McTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoi have questions about this butthole shavinglemmy.dbzer0.comexternal-linkmessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1376arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1370arrow-down1external-linki have questions about this butthole shavinglemmy.dbzer0.comChad-McTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square79fedilinkfile-text
1 why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole 2 whats so fun about shaving your butthole
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up128·3 days ago why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down3·3 days agoNow imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.
minus-squarefan0m@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 days agoWell then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoLet it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoIt’s like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You’re gonna wanna keep that.
minus-squareDenjin@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoExactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI didn’t say it was a good idea. I just said imagine it.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoThat’s a whole 'nother section of the internet. 😶🌫️
minus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·3 days agoNo one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit. Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.
minus-squarefodor@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoI think if you tried it you’d find out that you’re wrong. The stubble is not a major issue … is what you might realize.
minus-squareReiRose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoI think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever
minus-squareBluesF@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoBelieve me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.
minus-squareRaivoKulli@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI’m learning that some have smooth assholes and not wrinkly ones like I do
minus-squarestinky@redlemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agomine is like a latex balloon, it makes windshield wiper noises during sex
minus-squareChad-McTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·3 days agois shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 days agoNo, but you sure need more of it.
Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.
Now imagine pressure washing it.
Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.
Well then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them
No dingleberries if you’re shaven…
Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails
It’s like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You’re gonna wanna keep that.
Exactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.
I didn’t say it was a good idea. I just said imagine it.
My dogs love peanut butter!
That’s a whole 'nother section of the internet. 😶🌫️
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No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.
Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.
I think if you tried it you’d find out that you’re wrong. The stubble is not a major issue … is what you might realize.
I think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever
Believe me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.
I’m learning that some have smooth assholes and not wrinkly ones like I do
mine is like a latex balloon, it makes windshield wiper noises during sex
is shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive
No, but you sure need more of it.
“Oh yeah, baby!”
🤷🏼♂️