Imagine having to finger your instrument to change notes
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I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Drummer.
I make music from the cries of physical abuse. Dahmer.
You also make
musicnose by beating animal hide with sticks.
Former trumpet gang, I just want people to think about the fact that every brass instrumentalist has to empty out a notable amount of spit/moisture from their instrument every once in a while and I hope you’re gagging right now because I always do at the thought of it
✨trumpet gravy✨
I should stop scrolling lemmy when I’m eating
No trumpet gravy on the plate eh? Try holding the food in your mouth longer for a similar effect, in a pinch.
It’s condensation
That’s why I included the /moisture part
I make sure to wet my instrument before fingering it (reed instrument). The bowed string instruments need to be stroked though.
I lube up my guitar strings before I finger the fretboard
Careful with that G-string, it can just snap right off.

I’m glad someone posted a Riker
My new favorite gif


Tromboner
Por que no los dos

this is how WW3 starts isn’t it
Not with a bang, but a womp womp
Dude, I think your jerk off technique is gonna break your dick.
Trunpet gang about getting fingering and mouthing right then a little stroke when you get to the D.
Tromboners get jerked off.
Everything else is fingered (or beaten).
Clearly then theramins are asexual.
I would say you finger them; but they can also be fisted. 🤷♂️
They’re very sensual, but there’s not supposed to be any touching.
So they’re Mormon instruments. 🤔
Theremins vibe chord.
Always remember to use lube
No, slide lube! Slide lube!
What about the reed instruments where you have to give your instrument oral, and it’s your tongue and lip control which determines the note you produce?
[ breathing intensifies ]
As a trumpet player at one point, I do have to acknowledge that the French horns were widely considered the best cuddlers due to the practice they got holding their own instruments.
That must be why French horns sound warmer. They’re always being cuddled. ❤️
But sousaphone players make the best little spoons.
With trumpets you edge it
Personally I don’t think there’s much difference between a blow and jerk and a blow and grope.
Depends on the grip.














