The waiters still check, for some reason. I always order a cola here, and still get “is pepsi ok?”

Says the guy holding the fucking jerrycan.

There’s a massive cloud of smoke coming from the woods, we caught a guy coming out from there, we’re asking him to show us if that gasoline jerrycan-shaped object in the plastic bag that he’s holding is in fact a gas jerrycan, but he’s still refusing.

And you come out from the toilets “but how do you know that there’s a fire”?

I wonder why this isn’t a class action. Maybe they thought they could win more this way?

I wonder what’s gonna happen if other courts find different verdicts, or different compensation values…

It’s like they could create a socialist party, so that America actually has at least one left-leaning party.

No, the mainline Democratic party is nowhere near being left wing.

He’s much better at communicating and dealing with the present day republican tactics than most in the party, but we know that, at heart, they all have corporate greed as their master.

What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.

The first two are the most definite reason I’ve killed a lot of plants.

A friend came over and nearly screamed “you should be watering these every 2 WEEKS NOT 2 DAYS!!”.

But what do you mean that 5m from a window is “too dark”? I can see fine…

Whoosh

What OS is this? Don’t recognise that daemon, nor a tool called ance, but I can get behind the chown alias.

You were right, this is so much fun!

Piano players are not expected to carry their piano. Cellists be dragging that thing through a crowded subway train :(

Go fuck yourself!

Doom is hard, dont judge.

Can you ask for the Police chief data?

Oh I remember when GRRM used to write GoT. Those were the days.

. * cries in cello *

I don’t get it, maybe cause I don’t have Instagram. What’s this meant to represent, since I assume it’s not about trucks doing impossible u-turns

“Please help me convince her to let me sleep in our bed.”

I heard from my dad that back in the day some butchers used to pass it off as some cuts of beef. It’s not like they couldn’t sell horse meat, since it’s legal (there’s some health requirements) but beef is supposed to be more tender and tasty, thus more expensive.

It’s just not a particularly desired type of meat, so you don’t see it often at butchers nowadays.