Ok but what does this have to do with Britney Spears?
Tiddies out is always peak
- a man
as a guy I don’t care (as in neutral, not as in I like dont like) about seeing nipples pocking though shirts, or seeing boobs outside. I’m just happy people around me aren’t uncomfortable because of bs social standards.
😉
Sleeping with your balls out on a hot night with the AC cranked = epitome of freeballing
maybe i’m just weird but if i’m not wearing underwear my jewels uncomfortably hang down the leg. Much more comfortable to have a lose cup of fabric keeping them slightly contained.
Just gotta tuck a fold of the sheet under the boys. At least that works for me
but that’s just reinventing boxers
Tuck the Bois in at night. Remember to give them a kiss good night.
Last time I freeballed it to bed, one of my boys twisted around.
Testicular torsion is one of my greatest fears.
Same, along with severing my Achilles tendon.
My balls do that normally anyway, and the doctors won’t tack them because I always manage to turn it back the right way by the time they see me.
Freeball is love, freeball is life. No more overheated nuts.
Yeah hot shower and jiggling the sack has worked wonders for me. Once I had to grab and twist the little bastard, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to spend hours in the er.
Wife and I have been full naked sleepers the entire time we’ve known each other; sleeping with clothes on seems so strange
Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed. Fortunately, I’ve never shat on my wife, but she’s told me that if I ever try to sleep naked with her, that she’s moving to the couch.
Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed.
would prefer nude but I fart way too much to roll these dice.
Is alcohol or sickness a factor or do you just have a violently shy butthole?
I struggle with being able to tell when I need to use the restroom until it becomes somewhat urgent, and I eat questionable things.
wonderfully valid username in that case.
Also you are neurodivergent in case you weren’t aware.
you are neurodivergent in case you weren’t aware
Just cuz of my debilitating ADHD, obsession with counting, pitying and anthropomorphizing inanimate objects, repeat tasks until I “do it right” according to arbitrary standards, process pain improperly, assume I’m a burden to everyone around me, and wash my hands until they bleed?
Or is it because I come up with sick-ass usernames?
Disconnection from bodily states and tendency to eat things that you probably shouldn’t for dat sweet sweet dopamine.
(ASD maries to an ADHD :)
. . . How many times are we talking here? Like a weird two nickels, or enough that it’s a really creepy coincidence?
Only twice. Separated by nearly a decade. I was gun-shy after the first incident, and decided it wasn’t worth the effort after the second.
Perhaps we could consider investigating the train of circumstances that have led you to sleep naked in the past, as I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.
I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.
a) do you really want to know more about this guy’s rectum? 0.o
b) jfc you’ve never tried street tacos? roll the dice and live a little
I get grumpy when I don’t sleep at home and I need to sleep with boxer briefs. It fucking sucks. Let me be an animal for the time I sleep at the very least please.
If they don’t want to see your little croquette, they shouldn’t be watching you sleep.
Yeah but it’s an awkward talk in the morning.
Do you not have a winter? Where i am it was extremely cold for the past month and the house barely got over 60 degrees F or 15.5 C. Even with covers its also nice to sleep in a comfortable outfit to stay warm.
A sheet, a light blanket, a knitted afghan, and a heavy blanket, and that will hold in all the heat you need. The pockets in the knitted afghan trap your body heat really well, and the blankets hold it there. Works amazingly well.
It works so well, that sometimes I have to stick a foot out from under the covers to radiate excess body heat.
Can I also get one knitted Afghanistan man to keep me warm at night?
I sleep with an afghan on top but I’m willing to try this other method
The coverings on each side of the Afghan trap the warm air in the afghan’s little pockets.
Why are feet the human radiator?
One would expect that an extremity that is so far away from the core areas, with its limited blood flow and lack of any particularly relevant component, would be supremely inefficient at radiating heat.
That is until you wake up feeling like an ice cube and grumpy enough to shoot the first thing that looks at you funny because one foot was uncovered.
My circulation is terrible. I’ll have cold feet and hands while my core is too hot. Sometimes I will move the blanket so it’s over my feet and arms but my body is just under sheets. I need a blanket that is like a reverse vest.
It really works! Try it! When it’s too hot under the covers, but too cold to uncover, just stick a foot out from under the covers, and you’ll be a lot more comfortable.
I just wrote about it in a thread asking for life lessons, and I offered this, and it sparked a huge discussion, with a lot of up votes.
For the record, those against the idea weren’t so much worried about a cold foot, they were far more concerned about attacks by monsters, and the occasional cat.
Fuzzy sheets, a couple thick blankets, and a huge dog means it’s never too cold while sleeping. But also we’re in California so we have pretty mild winters overall too
Oh believe me i understand that sleeping with your “tiddies” out is peak, but how does one sleep with just their balls out? Far too uncomfortable for me, have to take the entire pair of pyjama trousers off.
Just keep them pulled down like you’re about to shit. All night
That’s what’s so uncomfortable - if i pull my clothes to my ankles, i feel trapped and can’t move my legs around. If i move my clothes to rest under my balls, it presses into the bit behind them and that’s super uncomfortable
Dude, just take your clothes off.
I do. That’s why i’m getting pedantic about the term 'sleeping with your balls out. I either sleep with my everything out or my nothing out.
Sleep naked. It’s the only way. Except on cold nights.
Is Britney relevant here?
Well, the original quote is usually attributed to Mother Teresa, but Britney Spears has been known to say it in interviews.
Britney only donated to the charity, Teresa was the one doing all the work (including dealing punishments for not obeying the tits/balls out rule).
Sleeping with your junk out is kinda like wearing boxers. And I hate wearing boxers - boxer-briefs all the way! I imagine sleeping topless as a woman is kinda similar, depending on her tits’ shape.
I hired someone to cup and hold them during the night so I get the best of both worlds.
craigslist, is this you?
Nah, I’m a job creator.
Interesting. Got any openings for people with no common sense and a very tenuous grasp on reality as a whole?
Got any openings for people with no common sense and a very tenuous grasp on reality as a whole?
Have you considered right-wing punditry?
too brown for that.
Not a problem for Candice Owens or Saagar Enjeti
You’ll need more than a tenuous grasp to be an all night ball cupper.
I do, but apparently its illegal to test intense hallucinogenic psychedelic drugs on people now.
Same. I sleep in my boxer briefs and PJs, support and comfort.
Enby here with the rare perspective which can confirm that men will never understand this peak.
Sorry guys, but as awesome as it feels to go to bed free-balling, that satisfaction really doesn’t compare to having a warm, soft blanket tucked up around your bare tits (especially after they’ve been bound up in a bra all day).
Sleeping in clothing is just weird to me to begin with, but if I had to wear one article of underwear to bed then I’d take briefs or even nut-hugging boyshorts before I wore anything tighter around my tits than a loose nightgown.
Post op MTF chiming in: There’s something magic about being tits out that balls out can’t compare to but letting ones snatch breath free overnight is a peak I never knew could exist
That does sound amazing, I’m envious. =3
it sounds to me that it isn’t the act of having your tits free that’s the issue, but having a part of your body bound up all day long.
like enjoy a breath of clean air and sunlight is nice, but it’s much nicer if you’ve been locked up for a long time.
sucks that going braless is so frowned upon in so many places. all my titied friends should enjoy being comfortable.
It’s not just that though, the relief from compression is an added bonus on top.
The truth is that breasts are just more enjoyably sensitive than ballsacks. Even when I shave them smooth, the feeling of a soft fabric against them is still less than half as enjoyable as on my tits.
Granted, I’m sure that my experience isn’t necessarily universal and there are ways in which balls are more sensitive. I’d rather get kicked in the chest than in the crotch, for example.
Hard agree on the stigma against free titties, though. I’m lucky enough to live in a state where bare chests are legal and I’m looking forward to going hiking topless this spring.
thanks for the insight. enjoy your hikes
a warm, soft blanket tucked up around your bare tits (especially after they’ve been bound up in a bra all day)
Ok, I concede, that does sound very hygge
As a lady, I disagree with the picture. My nips are too sensitive and I get woken up from any little movement from the blanket or rubbing anything. With a shirt on, it’s like that sensory overload is muted.
I’m just worried that I’ll get one of my nipple piercings trapped in a knit blanket. For things firmly attached to my chest they sure do have a way of getting caught in things.
Huh, pardon my ignorance but, does one not take them out regularly, particularly to sleep? I was under the impression that people generally take earrings, etc out to sleep, I guess I assumed that logic applied to all piercings generally.
People take out larger jewelry, but studs, small hoops, and bars are often left in. You have to leave piercings in for the entire healing process even. But yeah, even years later if you sleep without your nipple piercings in you’re at risk of not being able to get them back in when you wake up (it’s one of the most prone to closing piercings). Hell I had to get plastic bars for surgery since you can’t have metal in/on when you’re under.
I don’t know what that means. My balls are always out of my body. I prefer underpants with a little tighter fit since I’ve had experience with this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
Wouldn’t men sleeping with their tops off, be the same as women sleeping with their tops off, tho?
Women’s breasts are far more sensitive. Also the part where usually they’re in a bra all day probably matters.
Can confirm, letting the girls free after a long day is a special kind of relief that doesn’t have a direct equivalent for guys.
Take the feeling of stripping out of a suit where the slacks are tight enough to flatten your junk and the tie makes it hard to breathe, then bump up the sense of relief by 20% or so for a well-fitting sports bra, a full 50% for a push-up with underwire, and straight-up triple it to compare to a corset.
yeah, if he’s got tits.
Nope.
I’m an enby, so I can confirm that sleeping with a bare chest is better when you have tits than without them.
For the nut-havers out there, sleeping bare-tittied is kinda like having your balls shaved hairless and tucked into a perfectly-fitted silk bag before bed. It really does feel that much nicer.
It is.
