• SilverCode@lemmy.ml
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      3 days ago

      You know what you need to get mortgage? A job.

      Time for those 10 year olds to put their little hands to use in the new electronics factories and start earning their living!

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        3 days ago

        I’m thinking we’ll probably start interning children around 5 or so–that way they can really ‘hit the ground running’ when they reach 10. 5 years experience before starting their first career! If only I had been given a headstart like that!

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        I just assume that I’ll either die as a casualty in the worlds dumbest war, or in a workplace accident once the idiots in charge fully dismantle the federal government and my boss no longer needs to listen to osha.

        Or the Fedbois come for my family.

        Retirement seems kinda like a pipe dream.

      • ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3 days ago

        Awesome thing to do in a country where life expectancy has been falling year after year and is currently 78.4 years

        Enjoy those 3.4 golden years