• SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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    12 hours ago

    Are we sure Elon Musk has a mother? I’m pretty much convinced that this piece of shit just pressed the little turd out of his butt.

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      2 hours ago

      Back when bash.org was a thing (I’m aware it has since been archived in multiple places), there was a quote that went something like “you only have a name because your mother was suspicious it took nine months to take a shit.”

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      6 hours ago

      His mum looks like Cruella De Vil, but I doubt this dudes his father, he looks nothing like him, buuut, the dude in the image below has a lot of similar features to Elon.