trump giving bubba the ole gluck gluck 3000 is going to make the holidays either completely bearable, or jerry springer material. No in-between. First mention of him should always be met with “isn’t that the guy who blew bill clinton?”

No matter how your drunk uncle replies, you can then follow that up with “I’m happy to see you be so supportive of alternative lifestyles”

Be prepared to throw hands as uncy kyle wrestles with his most repressed memories from boy scout camp though.