Iām in San Francisco, at an Italian joint just south of Golden Gate Park, enjoying meatballs and bacon not made of meat in the traditional sense but of plants mixed with ācultivatedā pork fat. Dawn, you see, donated a small sample of fat, which a company called Mission Barns got to proliferate in devices called bioreactors by providing nutrients like carbohydrates, amino acids, and vitaminsāessentially replicating the conditions in her body. Because so much of the flavor of pork and other meats comes from the animalās fat, Mission Barns can create products like sausages and salami with plants but make them taste darn near like sausages and salami.
Iāve been struggling to describe the experience, because cultivated meat short-circuits my braināmy mouth thinks Iām eating a real pork meatball, but my brain knows that itās fundamentally different and that Dawn (pictured above) didnāt have to die for it. This is the best Iāve come up with: Itās Diet Meat. Just as Diet Coke is an approximation of the real thing, so too are cultivated meatballs. They simply taste a bit less meaty, at least to my tongue. Which is understandable, as the only animal product in this food is the bioreactor-grown fat.



If you can make ethical bacon, you can also make ethical long bacon
Iāve been waiting for this for years. I canāt wait to eat the first celebrity that donates some cells for a tie-in promo with Taco Bell. That shit is going to be so mid and our nightmare cyberpunk future is incomplete without it. XD
I would definitely donate some of my fat to taste myself
Possibly even more ethical since humans are capable of consenting
Jeffrey Dahmer is interested