• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    4 hours ago

    Replace seat belts with piano wire and make air bags with 50x the explosive charge but replace the airbag with ball bearings.

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        3 hours ago

        Exactly! Except I make Lemmy shitposts for shits and giggles and am not an economics professor who never gets invited to parties.

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        Millions dead? Are you crazy? 3 months of my 2 point auto safety plan and everyone will drive very very carefully all the time! I’m SAVING LIVES!

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        Natural selection has been removed. Now republicans are trying to reintroduce it.

        They’ll (mainly) be the ones affected. I say let it happen.

        Then again, I don’t like most people.

        • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          The article is saying that one of the main things they are trying to axe is Automatic Emergency Braking requirements, and it links to a page with this video. The people in the biggest vehicles will be mostly fine I think, it’s everyone else that’s in trouble here.