Drunk raccoon found in liquor store suspected in karate studio break-in
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The "trashed panda" is also suspected of burglarising snacks from the Department of Motor Vehicles.

A raccoon that broke into a Virginia store and joyfully drank its way through the liquor aisle is now suspected of a wider crime spree, officials say.

A Hanover animal control officer suspects the stripe-tailed mammal also broke into a nearby karate studio and then raided the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) for snacks.

“Supposedly, this is the third break-in he’s had,” said Officer Samantha Martin.

Ms Martin says it’s only a matter of time before the masked bandit strikes the shopping centre again.

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  • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    24 hours ago

    Ferreal. It sounds like this is a suburban teenager raccoon. Gonna break into the mall? On it. Start with the McDojo for some sweet nunchuks and badass headband, then the liquor store for the drunken master training montage, before the DMV for those hot fries. 🤌🏼