• Wogi@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    That and alien venereal diseases but that’s mostly a Riker problem. Honestly that’s probably why she dismissed him so fast. She’s probably thinking this dude’s gonna tell me about another fucking wart if he stays in here one more second and if I give him anything now it might activate whatever space aids bullshit he’s got again and he’ll end up flying the Enterprise in to a supernova during the night shift because this particular virus spreads like a mushroom. Exploding pores all over the galaxy.