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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

I'd be so freaked out

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I'd be so freaked out

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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    Oh, ok. Five golden rings. That’s cool. Fine he can keep sending gifts…

    Wait what? Six geese?! I knew I shouldn’t have trusted him!

    (Call it off soon or you end up with gift of milkers.)

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      I only leaned fairly recently that they are all birds with the 5 golden rings being some type of pheasant

      • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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        Oh shoot, TIL, thank you for passing on this revelation

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      I say, you’re already in it now. May as well stick it out for the lords and ladies. Congratulations, you’re now in control of 10 noble families, which probably include at least a few thousand square miles of land and a labor population in the 10s of thousands. Could be more depending on their ranks in the peerage system.

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    Bro, it’s 12 days full of fowl. It’s birds all the way down. Like some seasonal 12 layer turducken.

    • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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      Thanks for sharing this!

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Mirth Without Mischief, which also contains the delightfully named ‘Play of the Gaping-wide-mouthed-wadling Frog

      🤔😄

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      Whole lotta food for a medieval peasant. Probably a decent amount even for a tradesman or farm.

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    Children’s carols aren’t obliged to make any kind of sense, but I always imagined it as an aristocratic lady with a huge country manor getting lovebombed with outrageous gifts from her suitor, just because he can.

    Endless birds is less annoying when you can be like:

    claps hands “Sebastian, put these in the dovecote with the others, would you please?”

    “Certainly ma’am.”

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    I don’t think they were gifts.

    They were daily threats.

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    I mean,you can eat the birds or their eggs. To someone living in the pre-19th century, that’s a winning lottery ticket

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    Erin learned this the hard way.

  • kazerniel@lemmy.world
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    and then you start getting gifted people 😨

  • CelloMike@lemmy.world
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    Will just leave this here

    Yet Another Partridge in a Pear Tree

    It’s all the letters back to the guy who’s sending all the birds and it’s brilliant

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UNYA05s60&list=RDh4UNYA05s60&start_radio=1&pp=ygULa8OmcmkgasOzbGmgBwE%3D

    If you get over the minor hurdle of understanding icelandic you will understand how relevant and funny this is.

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    Don’t forget the fresh pears!

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      That partridge is a real menace, though…

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    How this plays out

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    deleted by creator

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