DES MOINES, IA — Jessica Djukanovic, a conservative wrestling coach, mother of four, and loyal voter for the “Traditional Values and Strict Legislation Party,” is reportedly “shocked and appalled” to discover that the very laws she helped implement are currently treating her life as a secondary concern to a non-viable fetus.


Why is it that every time I see you you always getting downvoted for one of your idiotic takes? I can’t decide if you’re a troll or just really stupid.