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Nah, I’ll let beer and sauerkraut colonize my intestines.
Intestinal imperialism
Me!
Me, walking into my friendly local gay bar:
I feel like this implies the existence of a hostile local gay bar.
Tell me more
After arriving at the intertines: oh, no, where’s the fiber? there’s only ultra-processed trash around here. We’re gona starve! Noooooooooooooooooo
Time to get fiber
“Intertines”?
Good thing they probably won’t reach the intestines alive
nooo
Conquered by yeast
Take probiotics with antibiotics and start a war.
Or a gas station egg salad sandwich.
I remember seeing something recently about the appendix being a sort of storage area for gut bacteria and thought that was pretty interesting.
Yes, it’s the bacon grease bowl on the stove of your microbiome.
“Who wants to colonize my colon?”
Heh. COLONize
Decolonizers when they have indigestion
