LOL
“His physique, while not Olympian, places him in the upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands.”
Is that just a way of saying he has a high tolerance for hard drugs?
Welp, I feel inferior now.
Elon Musk is a better role model than Jesus, better at conquering Europe than Hitler, the greatest blowjob giver of all time, should have been selected before Peyton Manning in the 1998 NFL draft, is a better pitcher than Randy Johnson, has the “potential to drink piss better than any human in history,” and is a better porn star than Riley Reid, according to Grok, X’s sycophantic AI chatbot that has seemingly been reprogrammed to treat Musk like a god.
Grok has been tweaked sometime in the last several days and will now choose Musk as being superior to the entire rest of humanity at any given task. The change is somewhat reminiscent of Grok’s MechaHitler debacle. It is, for the moment, something that is pretty funny and which people on various social media platforms are dunking on Musk and Grok for, but it’s also an example of how big tech companies, like X, are regularly putting their thumbs on the scales of their AI chatbots to distort reality and to obtain their desired outcome.
That’s it before you have to sign in. Says enough.

I wonder if he could eat more shit than anyone else in history.
He’s the Takeru Kobayashi of shit-eating
I won’t stand for this Joey Chestnut slander
Better than Charlie kirk?
I’ve heard from someone with a lot of knowledge about this subject that Kirk had a huge talent for neck fluids!!
he could down piss like anything. he’d just open up that throat and pour em down
Well this story is just delightful. I can’t tell if the development team is incompetent, or malicious. Either way I love it.
Bear Grylls is about to hop on a plane to challenge Elon to a drink off
Bear going to lose that one fast Elon’s intake is measured in l/s
I think we would all like to put this to the test.
This was funny when it happened, but is there any particular reason you’re reposting an article widely shared when it came out in November?








