Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoBay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’www.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square172fedilinkarrow-up1555arrow-down17
arrow-up1548arrow-down1external-linkBay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’www.independent.co.ukSahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square172fedilink
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·4 days ago“The average squatter has no melee experience,” But what about magic? Magic beats melee in the combat triangle.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·3 days agowhat about crack, and fentanyl buffs.
minus-squarebillbasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoAt a distance! This would be close quarter
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-23 days agoIt actually doesn’t matter as far as the combat triangle is concerned because melee armor has debuffs for magic defense and magic armor has buffs for melee defense IIRC Also mages can freeze you and shit
minus-squareokmko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·3 days agoHere me out, longbow is still melee range.
minus-squarebillbasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoNo argument there. See: Legolas in any LOTR
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoIf the squatter mage has been there long enough to count it as a chantry, then there’s wards and no paradox, so the melee assailant is cooked.
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoAnd people with melee experience are not bulletproof.
minus-squareKatana314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoHm. This guy might have trouble against a higher-level homeless like Nanba-san.
“The average squatter has no melee experience,”
But what about magic? Magic beats melee in the combat triangle.
what about crack, and fentanyl buffs.
Fentanyl is a debuff.
I cast GUN
At a distance! This would be close quarter
It actually doesn’t matter as far as the combat triangle is concerned because melee armor has debuffs for magic defense and magic armor has buffs for melee defense IIRC
Also mages can freeze you and shit
Here me out, longbow is still melee range.
No argument there. See: Legolas in any LOTR
If the squatter mage has been there long enough to count it as a chantry, then there’s wards and no paradox, so the melee assailant is cooked.
And people with melee experience are not bulletproof.
Hm. This guy might have trouble against a higher-level homeless like Nanba-san.