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Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’

www.independent.co.uk

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Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’

www.independent.co.uk

Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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Homeowners are turning to James Jacobs’ services to kick squatters out of empty homes, which includes sword-wielding
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    “The average squatter has no melee experience,”

    But what about magic? Magic beats melee in the combat triangle.

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      what about crack, and fentanyl buffs.

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        Fentanyl is a debuff.

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      I cast GUN

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      At a distance! This would be close quarter

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        It actually doesn’t matter as far as the combat triangle is concerned because melee armor has debuffs for magic defense and magic armor has buffs for melee defense IIRC

        Also mages can freeze you and shit

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        Here me out, longbow is still melee range.

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          No argument there. See: Legolas in any LOTR

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        If the squatter mage has been there long enough to count it as a chantry, then there’s wards and no paradox, so the melee assailant is cooked.

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      And people with melee experience are not bulletproof.

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      Hm. This guy might have trouble against a higher-level homeless like Nanba-san.

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