[two characters are arguing in a break room, coffee machine and all]
[teal, holding a coffee cup] Without mentioning avocado, explain to me what guacamole is
[purple, taken aback] Huh?!
[zoom on teal’s very smug face, the coffee steaming in front of them] I knew it You can’t Your guac ideology doesn’t work Heh Pft Owned
[purple looks blasé and has no words]


It’s a vegetable spread.
What’s it taste like 😏
Vegetable
It is botanically a fruit.
Botanically everything that comes off a plant that you can eat is a fruit, the distinction of fruits and vegetables is purely a culinary thing.
What? Is kale a fruit?
Kale is a leaf, different from a fruit as it’s not something the plant produces from a flower, but the plant body itself.
Yes indeed, which is why your comment confused me:
*In culinary terms, it is botanically a fruit.
Leaves don’t come off the plant, they are the plant, fruits come off of the plant.
Yeah…isn’t that something? 🤔
Primarily tastes of the ingredients you used to make it.
Similar to imitation guacamole. Not identical, but similar.
For me mainly like greasy nothing - I’ve tried guacamole very often because I love Mexican food, but the consistency simply isn’t for me. Same with hummus interestingly, so only sour cream for me
Guacamole of course!
Fruit, I think.
Eh, tomato, avocado.
Dude, where you getting your apples?
You’re both right.